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Saturday, Jan 15th, 2011
Tan mein masti
Mann mein umang.
Dekar sabko apnapan
Gud mein jaise meethapan.
Hokar saath hum Udayen PATANG
Aur bhar len aakash mein apne rang.
Happy Makar Sankranti!
Submitted by Rajo
Panipat, India |
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Friday, Jan 14th, 2011
May I be
the first 1
2
wish u
A VERY
HAPPY MAKAR SANKRANTI...
Submitted by Subodh
Patna, India |
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Thursday, Jan 13th, 2011
Wife:-
If I will die....
Husband:- Then I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:- because I can't bear this much happiness :D
Submitted by Rehana
Navi Mumbai |
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Wednesday, Jan 12th, 2011
Q.) Three words to ruin a man’s ego…
A.) “Is it in?”
Submitted by Rehana
Navi Mumbai |
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Tuesday, Jan 11th, 2011
I m feeling so happy, do u know why?
cause I m so lucky, do u know how?
cuz God loves me.
Do u know how?
cuz he gave me a gift.
Do u know what?
its YOU my love.
Submitted by Raju
N.Delhi |
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Tuesday, Jan 11th, 2011
In a survey it was found dat 58% people had sex
more than 2 time a week,
But d figure dropped drastically to 3% when thy addd the
words 'WITH WIFE'
Submitted by Sashi Mehta
Raipur, India |
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Monday, Jan 10th, 2011
Don't stand too much in front of MIRROR.
Even d mirror vl fal in lov wit u,
Cuz ur so cute.
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For more JOKES recharge Rs30/month to my number...
Submitted by Sneha Pathak
Dahisar, Mumbai |
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Monday, Jan 10th, 2011
God asked women: I am making men with hi- tech
features..any suggestion..?
Women: yes,that JOY STICK meant for us should be "password
protected" to avoid misuse..
Submitted by Jitu
Bulandshahr, Up |
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Sunday, Jan 9th, 2011
Frog had completion 2 reach top of hill.
All frogs shouted, its impossible, But one frog reached the
top.
How?
He was deaf..!
Be deaf 4 Negative words...
Submitted by Rajan Tiwari
Powai, Mumbai |
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