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SMS Messages - Daily SMS Messages |
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Sat, 26 Apr
2008
In a train, ticket checker to
a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place,
Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place,
Jail.
Submitted by rajiv walia
NARNAUL(haryana), India |
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Sat, 26 Apr
2008
A Love Letter from BISCUIT
MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good
Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have
Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a
Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50
position...
Submitted by rajiv walia
NARNAUL(haryana), India |
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Sat, 26 Apr
2008
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my
story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!
Submitted by rajiv walia
NARNAUL(haryana), India |
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Sat, 26 Apr
2008
frnd like u
found in billians
so u better take care of u"r self
as i m not in a
mood to search
another billion 4
finding another like u!
Submitted by aruna
mumbai (india) |
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Sat, 26 Apr
2008
24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year &
knowing a
person like u will make my life
lovely through the year..
Submitted by Deepak Goyal
Kolkata, india |
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Fri, 25 Apr
2008
Y do we close our eyes wen we sleep- wen we dream, wen we
kiss?dis is becoz the most precious thing in the world is
unseen.Wen i close my eyes i c u!
Submitted by Hema Dongra
Dubai, NRI |
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Fri, 25 Apr
2008
Leave something for
someone........
Never Leave someone for
something.......
Becoz in Life, Something will leave
you.........
But someone will always live with
u...........
Submitted by Priya
Mumbai, India. |
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Fri, 25 Apr
2008
Gulab ko zamanay main
gul-e-nayab kahtay hain,salamat
rahay wo ghar jis
mai janab rahtayhain,
door se chand ko tohfa kia dain,fakt
bus ap ko salam kahtay hain
Good Morning
Submitted by Sunil
Rajkot, India |
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Fri, 25 Apr
2008
Mitti ka jism leke pani ke
ghar me hu,
Manzil hai maut meri har pal safar
me hu,
Hona hai qatl mera malum hai mujhe,
Lekin khabar nahi kis-kis ki nazar
me hun-
Submitted by Deepak Goyal
Kolkata, india |
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Fri, 25 Apr
2008
1986: Mama jeans pehen lon
Mom: Na baiti log kiya kahen gay.
2007: Mama mini skirt pehen lon
Mom: pehen baiti kuch to pehen
Submitted by SUNIL - PUSHKAR
RAJKOT , GUJARAT , INDIA |
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Fri, 25 Apr
2008
What is Education?
Education iz an organised system
through which we waste half of our
life to learn how to waste the
remaining half of our life! :)
Submitted by SUNIL - PUSHKAR
RAJKOT , GUJARAT , INDIA |
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Thu, 24 Apr
2008
Never abandon old friends.
They are hard 2 replace.
Friendships is like wine: it
gets BETTER as it grows OLDER.
Just like us...
i get BETTER, u get OLDER.
Submitted by Ratna
Tuticorin, India |
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Thu, 24 Apr
2008
Few Relations In Earth Never
Die. Do You Know What it is ?
(F)ew
(R)elations
(I)n
(E)arth
(N)ever
(D)ie
Submitted by satyendra kumar
Rajahmundry, Andhrapradesh,
india. |
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Wed, 23 Apr
2008
G-great
O-opportunity
O-offered by
D-destiny to
N-narrate our
I-imaginations
G-grievances &
H-happiness
T-through our dreams
Submitted by NALIN KAPOOR
UP, INDIA |
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Wed, 23 Apr
2008
ek dua magte hai apne bhagwan
se chahte hai tumari khusi pure
imam se sab hastrai puri ho tumhari
aur tum muskrao dil o jan se.
09895432007
Submitted by rohit
bangalore |
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Wed, 23 Apr
2008
Jaruri Nahi Ki Dosti Main
Mulakat hoti rahe. Jaruri nahi ki
Dosti main baat hoti rahe. Jaruri
hai bas yahi ki Dosto ko meri yaad
aati rahe.....Have A G@@d Day
Submitted by pravin
nagpur, India |
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Wed, 23 Apr
2008
APKI AKNKHE JHEEL SE BHI ZYADA
GAHERI HAI
JI CHAHTA HAI
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KI.
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INME MACHLIYA CHOR DU...
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Submitted by SUNIL
RAJKOT , GUJARAT , INDIA |
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Tue, 22 Apr
2008
Simple Bye makes us cry,
Simple joke makes us Laugh,
Simple care makes us fall in
Luv,
Simple Touch makes us feel
better,
But I hope my simple MSG makes
U smile! :)
Submitted by SUNIL & PUSHKAR
RAJKOT , GUJARAT , INDIA |
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Tue, 22 Apr
2008
Relationship means To feel
someone in every heartbeat,
To find someone in every thought ,
To see someone with closed eyes,
To miss someone without reason ..
Submitted by Anamika garg
Kolkata, india |
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Tue, 22 Apr
2008
I love the air,
becuse it toches you.
I love the sun,
becuse it falls on you.
I love my heart,
because it loves you
Submitted by rajan kumar
shrestha
kathmandu nepal |
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Tue, 22 Apr
2008
Dont expect anything from
life, expectations hurt. when u
dont expect, every moment is a
surprise. and every surprise brings
happyness.
Submitted by kirti bhamre
Mumbai India |
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Tue, 22 Apr
2008
one sardar to other
Sardar 1: Tumnay new car kb li?
Sardar 2: Ek din ek larki mujhey
apni car mai bhita kar lay gai, aur
kapray utar kar boli jo chahiye lay
lo, maine car lay li
Sardar 1:Changa keeta kapray ki
karnay siiiiii (well done, what you
will do with cloths!)
Submitted by miss mary
lahore Pakistan |
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Mon, 21 Apr
2008
Life + love = happy
Life - love = sad
adding above 2,
Life + love = happy
Life - love = sad
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2Life = happy + sad
So,
Life = 1/2happy + 1/2sad
Submitted by Nilam Kakar
Bandra, Mumbai |
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Mon, 21 Apr
2008
Of all the smiles you received
today, there is a smile you
didn't receive. A smile not from the
lips but from the heart, a smile
that
came from me to u
Submitted by Noluthando
East London, South Africa |
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Mon, 21 Apr
2008
Sorry 2 Disturb u,
But It's Very Urgent,
Plz Send me Your Photo Quickly,
Actually, we are Playing Cards & we
Lost the "Joker".....
Submitted by Pooja Garg
Narnaul,Haryana(India) |
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