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Tuesday, November
17th, 2009
A Girl Checks Her Weight =
58kg .
Removes Sandal = 56.
Then Dupatta = 52
Now Coins Finished.......
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A Boy In A Q Behind Her
Said
Ü Carry On"",
I Have Coins!
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by Nidhi
Madangir, Delhi |
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Tuesday, November
17th, 2009
Close your Eyes,
Relax your Body,
And stop your Breathing as long as you can...
NOW BREATH......
I Miss you as much as YOU MISSED THE AIR!
Missing you dear! :)
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by Rahul
mumbai |
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Tuesday, November
17th, 2009
Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..
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by Rahul
mumbai |
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Tuesday, November
17th, 2009
you love me i'll show the stars
you kiss me i'll bring them....
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by prabhu
Hyd |
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Tuesday, November
17th, 2009
Each moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen
before and which all u'll never see again so, my darling
enjoy and live life and make each moment beautiful!
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by Mele
Addis Ababa, Ethiopia |
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Tuesday, November
17th, 2009
One cup Coffee;
One bottle bear;
Oh! My Dear Happy New Year
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by John Kiltus
Mumbai, India |
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Tuesday, November
17th, 2009
Women r like internet virus.
They ENTER ur life,
SCAN ur pocktes,
EDIT ur mind,
upload their problems,
DELETE ur smile nd
HANG ur life forever.
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by shahadat
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Tuesday, November
17th, 2009
wen ur depressed,confused, hurt Don't worry, just stand in
front of mirror. u will find d best & perfect person who can
solve ur each &every problem...
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by om srivastva
siliguri |
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Tuesday, November
17th, 2009
Your friendship is a blankcheque 4me.
It's an asset, not liability.
Always a credit, not debit and
a profit not a loss and I hope it will never bounce.
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by om srivastva
siliguri |
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Tuesday, November
17th, 2009
Aapki Khidmat Main Kuch Computer Technology Related Shaayari
Pesh Kar raha Hoon.....
Arz Kiya Hai....
Tumse Main Kal Mila To Mere Dil Mein Huwa EK "Sound"
Lekin Aaj Tum Mili To Kehti Ho "Your File Not Found"
Aisa Bhi Nahin Hai Ki "I Don't Like Your Face"
Per Dil Ke Computer Mein Nahin "Enough Disk Space"
Ghar Se Nikalti Ho Jab Tum Pehan Kar "Evening Gown"
"Too Many Request" Se Ho Jata Hai Mera "Server Down"
Tumahre Liye Pyaar Ka "Application Create" Main Karoonga
Tum Use "Debug" Karna "Wait" Main karoonga
Tumahara Intezaar Karte-Karte Lo Main So Gaya
Yeh Dekho Mera "Connection Timeout" Ho Gaya
Jo Sadiyuon Se Hota Aaya Hai Use Main "Repeat" Kar Doonga
Jo Tum Na Mili To Tujhe Dil Se "Shift+Delete" Kar Doonga
"Company Ki Ladkiyaan Sunder Aur "Lonely" Hain
"Problem" Yeh Hai Ki Woh Bus "Read Only" Hain
Shayad Mere Pyaar Ko "Taste" Karna Bhool Gayi
Dil Se Aisa "Cut" Kiya KI "Paste" Karna Bhool Gayi
Tumahare Saamne Itne "Item" Hain Kabhi Humein Bhi "Pick"
Karo
Hamare Pyaar Ke "Icon" PerKabhi To "Double Click" Karo
Roz Subah Hum Karte Hain Unhe Itne Pyaar Se "Good Morning"
Woh Humein Ghoor Kar Dekhte Hain Aise Jaise "0 Errors Magar
5 Warnings"
Kyuon Dost Aaya na Maza.....
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by raja
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Tuesday, November
17th, 2009
Chaho to dil se humko mita dena,
chaho to humko bhula dena,
par yeh wada karo ki aaye jo kabhi yaad humari,
Rona mat sirf muskura dena.
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by Sataypal
peepli nayak,(rampur) India |
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