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Thursday, November
26th, 2009
Close your eyes I have a
gift for you
1
2
3
Oh u didn't close your eyes!!!!!
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by Girlfriend
Nasik, India |
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Thursday, November
26th, 2009
Mother, to her teenage daughter, -
I think its right time, we should talk about sex.
Daughter: Sure mom, what do you want to know?
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by Mita
Mumbai |
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Thursday, November
26th, 2009
Teacher to student: There is two type of sex on earth, male
and female.
A student: Teacher I know few more.
Teacher: What?
Student: Bedroom sex, bathroom sex and online sex.....
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by Pritam
delhi, india |
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Thursday, November
26th, 2009
Sir par he keshriya safa,
Mukh par he sone ki abha,
Hath me jab lete he talwar To duniya karti he koti koti
namashkar
munchhe he inki shan,
Jeens t-shirts me nahi inka maan,
Jodhpuri suit he inki shan. Ankhen rahti hardam laal,
Apni maa ke he ye sache put,
tabhi to kahlate he ye RAJPUT ..
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by Nitin Singh Gaur
Gwalior,India |
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Thursday, November
26th, 2009
father waching FTV,
suddanly son came,
FATHER-gareeb ladkiya h kapde lene ke liya paise nahi h,
SON-is se bhi gareeb aaye to mujhe bula lena.
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by sandeep
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Thursday, November
26th, 2009
Khusi Ko Bana Lo Zndgi Ka Usool,
Raah Me Milenge Kante Kahi Phool,
Hogi Kabi Kabi Zndgi Me Bhool,
Fir B Zndgi Jine Ka Andaz Rakho COOL.!!
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by Nitin Singh Gaur
Gwalior,India |
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Thursday, November
26th, 2009
DOSTI KA DASTA JAB WAQT SUNAYA KAREGA,
HUME V KOI SAKS BAHUT YAAD AAYA KAREGA,
KAISE BHUL PAYENGE ZINDGI K UN LAMHO KO
JAB AAPKE SAATH BITAAYA HAR LAMHA YAAD AAYA KAREGA...
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by Jaya
Bihta |
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Thursday, November
26th, 2009
Z stars r shining, Z moon is glooming, Z air sounds good it
takes away ur brz, everything is fine, z world seems
perfect, U know i'm a luv addict so, all this mean nothing
without u sweety & hope know this always in ur heart preety
coz u're z reason i'm living
Submitted
by mele
Addis |
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Thursday, November
26th, 2009
yaad karke aapko jita he koi.
sanso me aapko mahesus karta he koi
mot to aani he ek din.
par aapse dur rahe kar har pal marta he koi.
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by Ashwin
bhuj,India |
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Thursday, November
26th, 2009
A teacher to her KG students:jo bhi das tak ginti sunaega
main usko ek kiss dungi. A student stand up and said: maidam
100 tak sunane pe kya packege hoga.
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by Sachin
Delhi |
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Thursday, November
26th, 2009
Sirf bandhan ko vishwas nhi kehte,
har aansu ko jazbat nhi kehte.
kismat se milti h ishq zindgi me,
ishq ko kbhi ittefaq nh kehte...............
Submitted
by ASHIKA
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