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My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too... |
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News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching
tv... another playing football and the third one was caught
reading this txt message.
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
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Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.
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I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
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Why were males created before females? Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
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Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
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A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".
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What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.
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I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
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How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? Only one. To slam the car boot shut.
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Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed? Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.
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What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
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What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately. |
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