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Boy: Ki mein tera hath chum sakda han” Girl: Kyon Haramjadeya mere bullan te koi kande lagge ne ? |
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Kunwaro se log puchte hai ki tumhari ab tak shaadi kyon nahi
huye? Kunware bhi jor se kahte hai: Jaako rakhe sayeean mar
sake na koi.
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Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter of Survival for a married man. Gud Luck!
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Dear reciever, I’m a Blonde Virus. I’m not so advanced, so pls delete all ur files urself and also help me to spread by sending to all. Thank U !
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Ladkewaale: Ladki ka naam kya hai? Ladkiwaale: Hamari pyari, aapki pyaari sabki pyari, Rampyari. Ladke ka naam kya hai. Ladkewale: Hamara Gu, aapka Gu, ham sabka gu JAGGU
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Log kehte hain ki khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaaya hai… Theek hi kehte hain, faltoo kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jaate hain.
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Colour of ur underwear reflects ur mood: Red: Wild Black: Sexy Blue: Romantic Pink: Seductive White: Calm Yellow: Time to change it…
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Everyday same wishes! Are U bored of it? Let it be difft this time: Let the devils sing around U, Mummies dance around u, Vampires sit beside U. Have a horrible day!
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Ek c Raja… Ek c Rani… Dono mar gaye khatam kahani. . . . . . Na thalle hun ki dead body labni hai?
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Meaning of ABCDEFG : A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls. Reverse the letters GFEDCBA Girls Forget Everything Done & Catch new Bakra Again
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Kabhi ye mat socho tumhare gf/bf ya wife/hubby ne tumhe kitna romantic msg bheja hai, sirf yeh socho ke Use kisne bheja hoga ?
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Height of Kanjoosi: A Bania’s house has caught fire & he is giving miss calls to the Fire brigade!
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A Baniya walking on the road suddenly bent & touched d road n said furiously: ‘Loki thuk vi aewein sutde ne jiven Rupeya peya hove!’
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A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips r closed !
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What did the Zero say to the Eight? Nice Belt
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Saif: My dil goes hmmmmmm…! My dil goes hmmmmmmm….! My dil goes mmmmmmMMm……!! My dil goes mmmmmmm…..! Javed Jafri: Is this da dils or da makhis…?
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Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain! Gal: Tum aisi-vaisi harkat to nahi karoge? Boy: Bilkul nahi! Gal: To phir rehne do…
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A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce hua tha tab to ek hi baccha tha aur ab 3 kaise? She says: Woh kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa jate the… |
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