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EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU. |
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Munna bhai: Circuit MURGA & MURGI me diffrence kaise
samajhne ka?
Circuit. Simple hai bhai,Ek patthar marne ka BHAGA to MURGA
or BHAGI to MURGI... |
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Munna bhai-abe circuit,1baat bata,agr bina daant ka kutta
kisi ko kate to kya karte hai? (Circuit bahut sochne k baad)
Simple hai bhai,bina sui k 14 injection lagva do!! :) |
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Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna
chahiye...???
Circuit: simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!! |
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MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU: B.A.
MUNNA BHAI: Sala, doh akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta? |
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Munna: Bolay to darad kahan hai aapko.
Patient (F): Pooray badan mien hai
Munna: Yeh kaisay ho sakta hai ray, kuch detail batao.
Patient: Tocuhes her right knee and says here, then touches
her earlobe and says here, then touches her left cheek and
says here, etc.
Munna: Aesay hi khaali peeli tension de reli hai, teri
finger mien dard hai. |
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Raat ka time jab Munna aur chinkie apnay bed room mien so
rahay thay to phone ki ghanti baji.
Voice: Aray Doctor sahab jaldi aayeay! Meray betay nay blade
kha liya hai
Munna abhi jaanay k liye tayyar hi hota k dobara phone aata
hai.
Voice: Doctor Sahab! Ab aanay ki koi zaroorat nahi, meray
husband ko shave k liye doosra blade mil gaya hai. |
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Munna: Apna munn kholo.....
Patient opens his mouth: Aaaaaaaaaaaaa..........
Munna throughs his torch light in his mouth: Hmmmmmmm.....
Torch sahi hai. |
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Chinkie: Tum hamaisha clinic mien apnay saath meri photo bhi
kyun le jaatay ho.
Munna: Apun ko jab bhi koi mushkil aati hai, apun tumhari
pic dekh leta hoon aur woh prob. solve ho jaati hai.
Chinkie: Dekha! Mien tumharay liye kitni achi aur powerful
hoon.
Munna: Haan! Apun teri pic dekhta hai aur apnay aap say
bolta hai "Is say bari bhi koi problem ho sakti hai bhala." |
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After Finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna Starts his practice. He 1st
checks the patient's eyes, tongue & ears with a Torch &
finally declares
BOLE TO.......... TORCH THEEEEK HAI |
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Aik patient Munnabhai k paas aaya, Munna nay us ka chekup
kiya aur bola
Munna: Tumharay pass ziyada waqt nahi hai
Patient: Meray pass kitna time hai.
Munna: Dus (10)
Patient: Kya Dus.... Minute..... Ghantay..........
Din......?
Munna: No (9), Aath (8), Saat (7),....... |
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Munna: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow
poison ka kaam karta hai.
Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai. |
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CURCUIT- bhai bapu(gandhiji) ne bola tha ki kabhi jhoot nahi
bolneka, aaj se apun bhi jhoot nahi bolega
MUNNA BHAI- hey curcuit wo sunita ka baap ayela hai tereko
dhund reyla hai
CURCUIT- bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai kheti karneko
MUNNA BHAI- pan abhi to tu bola ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolega
CURCUIT-apun jhoot nahi bolega par tu to bol sakta hai na |
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