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Jeeto: yelled at Santa: U're gonna b really sorry! I'm going
to LEAVE you!
Santa: Make up ur mind! Which one is it gonna be? |
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Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi
dekh rakha hai. |
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Santa waitin at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No
more, no more |
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Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5
days ago, he hasn't come back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else. |
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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4
days, I press the bell but no one comes out |
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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har
baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai. |
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Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala
mahan. |
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Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly! |
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Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga! |
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Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start?
Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a
cigarette butt in the ashtray. |
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Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is
having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me
jealous. |
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Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway
track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on
platform? |
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Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons.
1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta
calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call. |
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Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam. |
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Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes
out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears &
comes out of the mouth. |
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Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari when a lion sprang
out of nowhere & draged Jeeto with his jaws.
Jeeto: Shoot him, Shoot him!
Santa: I can't. I ran out of film. |
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What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi |
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Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions." |
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