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Monday,
July 6th, 2009
Today if anyone praises U for ur
beauty, nature, style, attitude… kick them… How dare they
fool U before APRIL 1st.
Submitted by Geeta Paal
Jammu, India |
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Monday,
July 6th, 2009
In order to get 100/100 in life, a man
requires 100% talent,
whereas a woman requires only 4% talent & the remaining is
only 36-24-36
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by Ramu
Aasam, India |
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Monday,
July 6th, 2009
MBBS Final Exam:-
Question: Fill in the blanks.
If a lady faints, we must 1st check her PU_S_
Only few intelligent students wrote PULSE
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by tarang rastogi
RAMPUR U.P. |
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Monday,
July 6th, 2009
The way you look into my eyes, It scares me
The way you say "I love you", It scares me
The way you know just what to say, It scares me
The ways you scare me, I love it
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by tarang rastogi
RAMPUR U.P. |
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Monday,
July 6th, 2009
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY
CONCERN".
Submitted
by tarang rastogi
RAMPUR U.P. |
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Monday,
July 6th, 2009
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally
Thats why boys go to college regularly
Submitted
by tarang rastogi
RAMPUR U.P. |
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Monday,
July 6th, 2009
Heaven is not the one which you see after
your death,
True Heaven is the one which you can see here in my True
Friendship....
Submitted
by Gopi
Tamilnadu |
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Monday,
July 6th, 2009
forgetting friends is crime
ignoring friends is shame
liking them is pleasure
thinking them is necesstity
and
disturbing them is
" haq banta hai yaar"
Submitted
by prince
punjab,india |
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Monday,
July 6th, 2009
Ham tere dil main rahege ek yad bankar,
tere labo par khilege muskan bankar,
kabhi apne se juda na samajna
ham tere satha chalenge aasaman bankar.....
Bharti & aruna
Submitted
by Nitesh & Sanju
Babhulgaon |
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Monday,
July 6th, 2009
Jo Jeeta woh sikander,
Jo haara woh jail k ander
Jo sms bhajay us ko jadu ki jhappi
Jo na bhajay us ko Bunder ki Pappi.
Submitted
by Pritam
Patna, Bihar |
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Monday,
July 6th, 2009
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...
Submitted
by Dimple
Ranchi, India |
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Monday,
July 6th, 2009
Log samajte hai humne tum ko bhula rakha hai,
Woh nahi jante dilmein chupa rakha hai,
Dekh na le koi tumhe meri ankho mein,
Iss darse palko ko juka rakha hain.
Submitted
by tarang rastogi
RAMPUR U.P. |
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