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Tuesday, Aug 17th,
2010
Sweet is ur nature
Dear is ur name
close to my heart u will always remain
As earth wants water
Flower wants dew
I want nothing
But 'JUST HAPPINESS FOR U'
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by Vandana
Bari Brahmana Jammu |
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Tuesday, Aug 17th,
2010
"Alcohol contains female hormones"
PROOF:
After drinking
1. Men talk unnecessarily,
2.Become over emotional,
3.Drive badly,
4.Stop thinking,
5. Fight for nothing....
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by srinivas 9394026148
visakhapatnam |
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Monday, Aug 16th,
2010
Life is all About 3 Things.
> Winning
>
Loosing &
>
Sharing.
Winning: Others Heart.
Loosing: Bad Things &
Sharing: Happy Moments.
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by Mahesh.M 9491863499
Anantapur AP |
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Monday, Aug 16th,
2010
An exercise for you:
kripaya apne sar pe haat daale
Aaram se tatole
Khoob Tatole
Ab bataye aapke sar pe kitne seeng hai?
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EK BHI NAHI?
Kahan se Aayenge
gadhe ke sar pe seeng nahi hote.
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by Vinit
NDLS, India |
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Friday, Aug 13th,
2010
At which place men and women have curly hairs?
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So simple, West Indies
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by Amit Dev
Ahmedabad, India |
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Friday, Aug 13th,
2010
(Sagai Ke Baad)
Boy: Oh ! Iss din ka to me kab se intezzar kar raha tha
Girl: To me jau?
Boy: Nahi bilkul Nahin
Girl : Do You Love me ?
Boy : Ha karta tha , karta hu, aur karta rahunga
Girl : Kabhi mere saath dhoka karoge ?
Boy : Nahi, Isse accha to me mar jau
Girl : Would you like to kiss me ?
Boy : Yes, I like it
Girl : Tum mujhe maroge ?
Boy : Nahi Me aisa aadmi nahi hu
Girl : Kya me tum par vishwaas kar sakti hu ?
Boy : Yes
Girl : Oh Darling!
(Shaddi ke Baad)
NICHEY SE UPPAR PADHO.
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by Shashi
Delhi |
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Monday, Aug 9th,
2010
Don't See others Doing Better than You...
Beat Your Own Records Everyday...
Bcoz
Success is a Fight between
YOU &
YOURSELF.
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by Mahesh.M 9491863499
Anantapur AP |
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Monday, Aug 9th,
2010
Just 3 Steps to End Ur Tensions.
Ctrl + Alt + Del..
"CONTROl" Urself,
look for "ALTERNATE" solution &
"DELETE" the Situation that caused the Tension..!!
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by Mahesh.M 9491863499
Anantapur AP |
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Monday, Aug 9th,
2010
Pagal khaney ka In-charge to Banta:
Aap theek hain is liye apko release kia ja raha hai..magr
afsos ki, kal jis pagal ko apne Swimming-Pool mai dobney se
bachaya tha..aaj us ne phanda dal kar khud kushi karli.
Pagal sardar: Us ne khud kushi nahi ki ha..wo to mane usay
sookhne k liye taang dia thal
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by pari
pak |
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