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The proper behavior all through the
holiday season is to be drunk. This
drunkenness culminates on New Year's
Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the
person you're married to.
P.J. O'Roruke |
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It wouldn't be New Year's if I
didn't
have regrets.
William Thomas |
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A New Year's resolution is something
that goes in one year and out the other.
Anonymous
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The only way to spend New Year's Eve is
either quietly with friends or in a
brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends
and people pair off, someone is bound to
be left in tears.
W.H. Auden
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Now there are more overweight people in
America than average-weight people. So
overweight people are now average. Which
means you've met your New Year's
resolution.
Jay Leno |
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Happiness is too many things these days
for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly.
So let's just wish each other a bileless
New Year and leave it at that.
Judith Crist |
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Drop the last year into the silent limbo
of the past. Let it go, for it was
imperfect, and thank God that it can go.
Brooks Atkinson |
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People are so worried about what they
eat between Christmas and the New Year,
but they really should be worried about
what they eat between the New Year and
Christmas.
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The proper behavior all through the
holiday season is to be drunk. This
drunkenness culminates on New Year's
Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the
person you're married to.
P.J. O'Rourke |
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No one ever regarded the First of
January with indifference. It is that
from which all date their time, and
count upon what is left. It is the
nativity of our common Adam.
Charles Lamb |
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New year, same goal.
Joe King |
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New Year's Resolution: To tolerate
fools
more gladly, provided this does not
encourage them to take up more of my
time.
James Agate |
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