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Boy: Tum gaana bahut achcha aato ho. Gal: Nahin, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon. Boy: To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain. |
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Biscuit maker’s Luv Letter: Dear Marie yesterday was a very Good Day, our meeting was truely Nice, but the chance of our Luv is 50-50 coz ur dad is a Tiger. Will u give ur Littlr Heart 2 me? Otherwise I’ll become a Krack-Jack
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Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai? Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir. Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.
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Girls Psychology – Fraud with Innocent Boys; Fun with Handsome Boys; Friendship with Charming Boys; Contacts with Intelligent Boys; Flirt with Freaky Boys; Love with Faithful Boys & in the end Marriage with the Rich Boy
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When I send SMS to u, it doesn’t mean that u have to do the same… U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques r also accepted.
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Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge? A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA – Connecting pipal.
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Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chade… ya phir bus aap pe chade… dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai
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Rabba dukh na devin yaar mere nu, saanu chahe dukhan da pahaar de de, Phire nawe HERO JET cycle utte yaar mera, saanu bhaven purani Mercedes car de de
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Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA Phir likha: SHUBH LABH Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN
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Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta. He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga
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J kade tera kalle da paga 10 bandeyan naal pai jaave ta mainu sad layin, main kade kisi nu kut paindi nahin dekhi !
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Kuri waley Munde nu: Tusi nonveg khandey ho? Munda: Haan Sharaab? Haan Drugs? Haan Jua? Haan Sab kuch negative hai, kuch positive ve hai? Munda: Haanji, HIV+
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Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile, mujhse bhi achche yaar mile, meri galfriend tujhe raakhi baandhe aur tujhe ek aur behan ka pyar mile
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Gabbar: Kitne admi they? Sambha: Sardar 2 Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain? Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle? Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai. Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai? Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata> Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate? Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai. Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai? Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai. Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai? Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do
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Plz pass this SMS to all ur friends. A person urgently needs 3 bottles of…. . . . . . . . Foster beer (chilled) with chips. It’s urgent Cell no & name is as displayed
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People who do lots of work…make lots of mistakes, People who do less work…make less mistakes, People who do no work…make no mistakes, People who make no mistakes…get promoted.
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What is the height of Flirting? It’s When your love letter starts with: TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN |
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