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I don’t make jokes.
I just watch the
government
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report the facts. |
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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are
punished by being governed by those who are dumber. |
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Voters don't decide issues, they decide who will
decide issues. |
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Some men change their party for the sake of their
principles; others their principles for the sake of
their party. |
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Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to
behave badly around women. And I hope I never get
into that. |
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Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country
are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the
other lousy two percent that get all the publicity.
But then, we elected them. |
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Considering his achievements
of creating shortage of
wheat
gas
power
sugar
water
Musharaf has been given
the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !! |
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Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto
“Dard-e-bhutto”
“Dard-e-bhutto”
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"
ha koi muqabla karne wala |
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Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a
bridge even where there's no river. |
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Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it becomes. |
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A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life. |
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Bush & Musharraf were flying in a plane.
Bush said: If I drop a million dollars
I wil make a million People happy.
Musharraf said: If I drop my uniform i'll
make my whole country happy.
Suddenly Usama bin ladan said: If I drop this plane
I'll make the whole world happy |
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