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We hate others for imitating us. We are irritated by their attitude. |
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Kung akala mo importante ka sa akin, kung akala mo may tiwala ako sayo, kung akalamo namimiss kita at kung akala mo friend kita…Korek ka dyan!
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I’m sure you were born in this world as a cute baby. Now that you’re a grownup, I have one question….. What happened?
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Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind. But one thing you will never lose – your good looks, coz you can never lose what you don’t have!
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I had a dream about you. Nasa heaven daw tayo with two angels. Your angel is cute but mine is not, so tampo ko. I asked why cute ang angel mo. They said: “Balance of nature”.
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Why do we sleep? Because we need to take a break from texting. Have a nice dream while texting.
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How can you know if a person is cute? First, he or she has a poor memory. Second – umn … I forgot na!
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Our friendship means a lot to me, that if we were the last people on a sinking ship and there’s only one life vest, I’ll..uhm.. ah.. eh..I’m gonna miss you for sure!
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Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Kasi sabi nila cute daw ako kapag naiinis ako! Kaya, Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako!
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Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.
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I’ve just heard a funny joke. I can’t stop laughing. Hahahaha! Want to hear it. Biruin more…..cute ka raw? Hahahaha!
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While walking down the street, I heard an old man say “I’ve been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now.” I was touched until I heard him say “I wish she knew.”
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Bakit exciting ang text? 1. Kasi pwedeng magpacute and pangit. 2. Pwedeng single ang married 3. Sa text bida ang sinungaling 4. Sa text bistado ang kuripot.
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Smile is the secret to stay young and cute. Naks, bakit ka nakangiti?
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What is the difference between cute and feeling cute? Cute is the one who sent this and feeling cute is the one reading this. He…He…he… Text mo sa iba para ikaw naman ang cute!
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I may not be your PEPSI choice of the new generation; I may not be your COKE, only the real thing; or your NIDO, world’s no. 1 but I can be your REXONA I won’t let you down.
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I’m thinking u. I want to be with u. I am longing for u. I have a crush on u. I want to hug and kiss u. I love u. Ikaw, love mo rin ba ang letter u? |
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