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Monday, April
5th, 2010
U R the one who is
CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE and
I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.
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by devanand0707
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Monday, April
5th, 2010
Living in the favourable and unfavourable situation is
called
“PART OF LIFE”,
But smiling in all those situations is called
“ART OF LIFE”.
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by Minali
Danapur, Patna |
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Monday, April
5th, 2010
Each drop of a Tear is Costly
than anything in World..
But,
No One knows its value
until they have it in their own eyes
For Someone.
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by Pushpa Seth
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Monday, April
5th, 2010
I’ve learned..
I came alone and i’ve to go alone
I’ve learned
People r with u only when they need u, not otherwise
I’ve learned.
Extra care of anyone by you will ultimately bring a blame
for you, not appreciation
I’ve learnd..
A simple LIE of ur close one can break you more than
anything
I’ve learnd
Its very hard to weep alone when there is no shoulder to
support U
ULTIMATELY
I’ve learnd..
Help people but not upto the point beyond ur dignity..!
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by Jimmy
Pune, India |
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Monday, April
5th, 2010
This particular joke won an award for the best joke
competition Organized in Britain:
A man walks into a bar in London and ordered 3-glasses of
beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip
out of each one in turn.
When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and
orders 3 more. The bartender asks him, You know, beer goes
flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if
you buy one at a time. The man replies, Well, you see, I
have two brothers. One is in Dubai, the other in Canada and
I m here in London. When they left home, we promised that we
ll drink this way to remember the days when we drank
together.
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves
it there. The man became a regular in the bar, and always
drinks the same way. He order 3-Beers and drinks them in
turn. One day, he came in and ordered only 2-Beers All the
other regulars notice and fall silent.
When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the
bartender says, I don t want to intrude on your grief, but I
wanted to offer my sincere condolences on your great loss.
The man looked confused for a moment, then he laughs.... Oh,
no, he, said, Everyone s fine - both my brothers are alive .
The only thing is I just quit drinking...!!!
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by Tanaaz Pajnigara
Mumbai, India |
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Monday, April
5th, 2010
Teri surat par dil waru ...
wah wah
Teri jarurat par jaan waru...
wah wah
jis din tera koi fanny msg na aaye ,
tere Kaan ke niche do maru ab bol..
wah wah
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by Aman jain (paras)
shahdol ,jabalpur ,sagar |
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Monday, April
5th, 2010
Phool kabhi do bar nahi khilta..
janam kabhi 2bar nahi milta..
yu milne ko to miljte h hajaro..
magar tum jese dost bar-bar nahi milta..
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by SANJAY KUMAR
BHIWANI,HARYANA |
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Monday, April
5th, 2010
KAbhi kabhi aisa bhi hota hai,
Yadon ka asar zara der se hota hai,
Aap ko lagta hai hum nahi sochte aapke bare main
Par hr yaad main zikar aapka hi hota hai....
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by archu
Shimla,India |
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