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Monday, Dec 26th, 2011

I Have Saved My Girl Friend Number As "LOW BATTERY"
So Whenever She Calls & I Am Not Around
My Mom Plugs My Phone To The Charger :p

Funny SMS
 Submitted by Ranju
Noida, India

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Sunday, Dec 25th, 2011

From Home to home,
and heart to heart,
from one place to another.
The warmth and joy of Christmas,
brings us closer to each other.


Christmas SMS
 Submitted by Alex
Pune, India

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Friday, Dec 23rd, 2011

If you marry one woman,
She will fight with you.

But, if you marry 2 women,
They will fight for you.

Think different.
Add wife, have life :p

Funny SMS
 Submitted by Babloo
Ratlam, Madhya Pradesh, India

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Thursday, Dec 22nd, 2011

If you want to give a real gift to anyone,
give them your time, attention & importance

a loving heart doesn’t expect
anything more than that !!

Nice SMS
 Submitted by Tejal Saini
Mankhurd, Mumbai

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 Wednesday, Dec 21st, 2011

Life is short,
kiss slowly,
laugh insanely,
love truly and
forgive quickly

Life SMS
 Submitted by Divyansh
Mannamkandam, Kerala

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Tuesday, Dec 20th, 2011

Never laugh at your wife's choices
You are one of them

Never be proud of your choices
Your wife is one of them

Funny Quotes Submitted by Aakash
Thane, MH, India

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Monday, Dec 19th, 2011

A child phone to his Math teacher.

Teacher's wife: How many times I told you, your teacher is no more, then why you phone daily???

Child: It sounds cool!

Funny SMS Submitted by Rajshree
Naini, Allahabad, India

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Sunday, Dec 18th, 2011

Don’t cry over the past, it’s gone.
Don’t stress about the future, it
hasn’t arrived. Live in the present
and make it beautiful.
Happy Weekend!

Weekend SMS Submitted by Soumya J.
N.Delhi, India

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Saturday, Dec 17th, 2011

As per research

A man speaks 25,000 words daily
&
A woman speaks 30,000

Problem starts when husband comes home
from office after consuming his 25,000 words
&
wife starts her 30,000..

Funny Fact SMS Submitted by Shakti
Naigaon, Thane, MH, India

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Friday, Dec 16th, 2011

Banta thought LOL meant.??
Lots of Love.!!
So.,
He sent it in the following text 2 his GIRL FRIEND-
You are the only girl in my life..LOL...

Funny SMS Submitted by Vicky
Pune, India

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 Thursday, Dec 15th, 2011

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do.
So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.

 Motivational Quotes
 Submitted by Raja S.
Chennai, India

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