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 Wednesday, Nov 24th, 2010

Who invented A,B,C,D,E..............Z did a great thing,
But he kept U and I very very far
But I still got a place where U and I are very close....
infect together.......
Do you know where U and I can be together...
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(See in computer keyboard) !!!!!!!!!

Submitted by srinivas 9394026148
visakhapatnam

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Tuesday, Nov 23rd, 2010

Today if anyone praises U for ur
beauty,
nature,
style,
attitude…
kick them…
How dare they fool U before APRIL 1st.
Submitted by Siddat
Nayatola, Aligarh, UP, India

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Monday, Nov 22nd, 2010

Some one asked me 4 how long will u both be friends?
i remained silent bcoz
i didnt know which is longer..
“ALWAYS” or “FOREVER”.

Submitted by Mansi Desai
Mithapur, Patna

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Tuesday, Nov 16th, 2010

May this...
Eid bring Fun, Eid bring Happiness,
Eid bring God Endless Blessings,
Eid bring fresh love...
Bakrid MUBARAK to You with all best wishes

Submitted by Naz
Surat, India

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Tuesday, Nov 16th, 2010

When my arms can t reach people close to my heart.
I always hug them with my prayers.
May allah s peace be with you.
A very happy Bakrid mubarak 2 U.

Submitted by Lokesh
coimbatore, india

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Tuesday, Nov 16th, 2010

Save earth,
This is the only planet
where you get girls...!
Submitted by simran
Nagpur, India

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Tuesday, Nov 16th, 2010

kya aap pareshan hai?
dukhi Rehte Hai?
Nind Nhi aati?
kisi kaam me DIL Nhi Lagta?

to.

to.

to.

to.

to.

samjo lo ki
Vitamin
"she" ki kami hai...

Submitted by Bansi
India

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Monday, Nov 8th, 2010

Let the sweetest person
come in ur dream tonight….

But dont make it a habit
bcoz I m not free every night.

Good night !!
Submitted by Dheeraj
Kanpur, India

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Monday, Nov 8th, 2010

Never Blame any Day in your life.
Good days give you Happiness.
Bad days give you Experience.
Both Are Essential In Life.
All Are God's blessings.
Submitted by srinivas 9394026148
visakhapatnam

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Monday, Nov 8th, 2010

Once a wise Man Asked GOD
What is the Meaning Of life?
God- Life itself Has No Meaning in it,
Life is An Opportunity to create a Meaning.....
Submitted by srinivas 9394026148
visakhapatnam

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 Wednesday, Nov 3rd, 2010

With gleam of Diyas
And the Echo of the Chants
May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life
Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!

Submitted by Raj
delhi

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