Really Funny SMS

Sunday, Oct 9th, 2011

It doesn't matter how often a married man changes job.
He still ends up with the same Boss.

Funny SMS Submitted by Shikhar Pandey
Hyd, India

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Saturday, Oct 8th, 2011

A Man Came Home Late At Night After A Party.
His Wife Yelled: How Would You Feel If You Dont See Me For Two Days?

The Man Couldnt Believe His Luck: That Would Be Great!

Monday Passed And He Didnt See Her
Tuesday And Wednesday Passed Too...
On Thursday His Swelling Became Better
And Now He Could See Her From The Corner Of One Eye... :D :D :D

SMS Jokes Submitted by Rahul Bhatt
Pune, India

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Friday, Oct 7th, 2011

The weekend is upon us, and I think we should all take time to do the things we love and be around our most cherished family and friends!
Happy Friday!

Weekend SMS Submitted by Sunny
Simla, India

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Thursday, Oct 6th, 2011

An auspicious day to start with any good work
It was today that good won victory over bad
May this day clear all hurdles of your life and
start new era of well-being
Happy Dussehra!

Durga Puja SMS Submitted by Milee Thakur
Raigadh, MH, India

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Wednesday, Oct 5th, 2011

Facebook is like jail,
you sit around and waste time,
write on walls, and
get poked by people you don't know.

Quote SMS Submitted by Sarita Goswami
Mumbai

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Tuesday, Oct 4th, 2011

"‎Never become a football of other peoples opinion"

Quote SMS Submitted by Rajshri
Kerela, India

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Monday, Oct 3rd, 2011

Do u know y government doesn't release a stamp wid ur face on it.........??
cause then people will get confused which side to spit on !

Funny SMS Submitted by Vivek454900
Mumbai

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Sunday, Oct 2nd, 2011

It’s day of celebrations,
Its day to value a special person,
Person who is the cause of our nation,
Who taught world the lesson of non-violence,
Its Mahatma Gandhi..
The Father of Nation......
Happy Gandhi Jayanti....!!

Gandhi Jayanti SMS Submitted by Aastha
Bulandshahr

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Friday, Sept 30th, 2011

I Pray To Maa Durga To Gave You All
Shanti
Shakti
Sampatti
Swarup
Sadgi
Sanyam
Samman
Saraswati
Or
Sneh...

Happy Navratri !
Navratri SMS Submitted by Meena
Kolkatta, India

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Thursday, Sept 29th, 2011

संता के होंठ जले हुए थे!
किसी ने पूछा, `कैसे जले?`
संता बोला: बीवी ने मायके जाना था, स्टेशन छोड़ने गया था, ख़ुशी के मारे ट्रेन के इंजन को चूम लिया!

Funny Hindi SMS Submitted by Jayant Kumar
Chennai, India

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