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Thursday,
February 25th, 2010
~ Romance Mathematics ~
Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
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by Mannu
patna, india |
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Thursday,
February 25th, 2010
AMERICA: Hamare Kutte Fotball khelte hai.
JAPAN : Hamare Machhi Dance Karte hai.
CHINA : Hamare Hathi Cricket Khelte hai.
INDIA : HAMARE GADHE MASSAGE PADHTE HAI.
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by AMINUDDIN
SURAT ,INDIA |
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Thursday,
February 25th, 2010
How pathetic we humans are:
If we HATE someone,
we tell it without fear to everyone.
If we Love someone,
we fear to tell to anyone...
Amazing but true!
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by Rajesh
Raipur , India |
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Thursday,
February 25th, 2010
Murga: "i luv u jaan..
Main tumhare liye kuch bhi kar sakta hu"
Murgi: "haye allah! such??"
Murga : "haan"
Murgi : "chal fir aaj ANDA tu de...!
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by Rajesh
Raipur , India |
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Thursday,
February 25th, 2010
3idiots bike pe ja rahe the..
traficwale- tumhe maaloom hai nai triple
riding chalana mana hai.
1 dost- hume maaloom hai isiliye
to 1 dost ko ghar chodne ja rahe hai..
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by Amit Bhaskar- (9453347613)
Ghaziabad, India |
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Thursday,
February 25th, 2010
life is an one way road
where you can see back
BUT
u cannot go back
so enjoy the
everymoment and everything in life.....ur's haritha
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by haritha
sullurprta |
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Thursday,
February 25th, 2010
sajti rahe khusiyan ki mehfil,
Har mehfil khusi se suhani bani rahe,
Aap zindagi me itne khus raho,
ki khusi bhi aap ki diwani bani rahe...
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by mohd irfan
hyderabad |
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Thursday,
February 25th, 2010
Jeene ki jisne Nayi Ada Di Hai,
KHUSH Rahne Ki Usne DUVA di Hai,
ae KHUDA Use sare jahan ki KHUSHI dena,
Jisne Apne "DIL" me muje jagah di hai.
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by dilip joshi
porbander |
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Thursday,
February 25th, 2010
Mausam Ki Nazakat H,
Hasrato Ne Pukara H.
Kaise Kahe Ki Kitna Miss Karte H Apko,
Yeh Sms Usi Yaad Ka Ek Ishara H......
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by KARTIK
BARWALA |
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Thursday,
February 25th, 2010
Wife- suniye ji aapka dost galat ladki se saadi kar rha hai,
app use rokte kyo nahi?
Husband- me use kyo roku ?
usne mujhe roka tha kya.
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by Rajnish
Delhi |
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