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 Monday, May 10th, 2010

Keep Ur Though +ve bcoz they bcum ur words,
Keep Ur Words +ve bcoz they bcum ur Action,
Keep Ur Action +ve bcoz they bcum ur DESTINY,
.....Gud Mrng & Have A Nice Day.....
Submitted by Shridhar
Bhopal,India

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Monday, May 10th, 2010

Most of the problems in life comes
because of two reasons .

First, we act without thinking
second, We keep thinking without acting.

Submitted by Rohan Saini
Patna city, Bihar

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Monday, May 10th, 2010

Santa Was reading A Blank Paper,
Banta: Ye Kya H?
Santa: Meri Grlfrnd Ka Luv Letter H
Banta: Mgr Ye Toh Khali Hai,
Santa: Aajkal Hamari Baat-cheet Band hai.

Submitted by Soni Kumari
Kharghar, Navi Mumbai

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Monday, May 10th, 2010

BIGGEST TRAGEDY EVER:-
Ek Ladki face pe Dupata band ke bus stand pe khadi thi..
Ek Uncle ne kaha:- Chalti hai kya 9 se 12.? Ladki Boli:- 'PAPA MAI HUN'

Submitted by !)(!an0j
delhi

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Monday, May 10th, 2010

Phool bankar muskurana zindgi hai,
Muskura ke gum bhulana zindgi hai,
Jeet kar hum khush hue to kya hua,
Haar kar khushiya manaana zindgi hai!!

Submitted by ajit
ranchi,jharkhand,india

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Monday, May 10th, 2010

Ek salah (take care)
Ek request (bhool nahi jana)
Ek tamanna (hamesha sms bhejte rehna)
Ek jhoot (I hate you)
Ek Sach (I miss you)
Ek duwa (God bless you)
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Ek proposal (I love you)
Ek question (Do you love me?)
I am waiting.

Submitted by Handy
Nashik

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Monday, May 10th, 2010

jise dil ki "KALAM" or bharose ki "INK" kehte hai,
jise lamho ki "KITAB" or yaado ka "COVER" kehte hai,
yahi wo "SUBJECT" hai jise log "FRIENDSHIP" kehte hai.

Submitted by praveen{9676350234}
VIJAYAWADA

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Monday, May 10th, 2010

Sonu- Mera ghar itna bada h k usme local train chlti h...
Monu- bas, saale mera ghar itna bada h k agar ek-kone se dusre-kone chale jao to roaming lagti h...

Submitted by ashish jain
ratlam (M.P)

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Monday, May 10th, 2010

Kal Raat
Chand Bilkul
Aap Jaisa Tha,
Meri Jaan.. Bilkul..

Wohi khubsurti,
wohi noor,
wohi Guroor,
Aur..
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Wohi Aapki Tarah Humse Door

Submitted by Daljeet Sir
Kera Khera

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Monday, May 10th, 2010

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disturb karne ka

Submitted by sanan
bhagalpur

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 Monday, May 10th, 2010

Dost dost se khafa nahi hota,
Pyar pyaar se juda nahi hota,
Bhula dena meri kuch kamiyon ko,
Kyunki insaan kabhi khuda nahi hota.

Submitted by RAJENDRA GUPTA 09829277397
JAIPUR INDIA

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