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Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4
dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin. |
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Santa: Why Americans stop printing stamps with photo of
Pamela Anderson?
Banta: Coz people started licking the wrong side of it for
pasting them on the envelopes. |
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Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES ONLY.
Banta goes for the party & is surprised to see that the
other guests are wearing SUITS also! |
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Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against
mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long.....! |
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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl. |
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Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar
kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon. |
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Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop
whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note' |
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Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a
doc.
Doc: wht happened?
Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION
mode te lagaya hai |
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Jeeto & Preeto were talking about their new milkman.
Jeeto: He's very good looking, punctual & dresses so
smartly.
And so quickly too!, said Preeto |
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While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here |
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Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How
much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin
chahiye. |
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Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai. |
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Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.
Banta asked: What are you doing?
Santa: Drying sweat |
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Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked
woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he
was doing and he answered: Waiting for autumn. |
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Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided
to leave them for some talk. After some time, Santa asks:
Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?
Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye. |
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