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Monday, April
26th, 2010
The only regret I have is
not knowing you since the day I was born - so
that I will be able to spend my ENTIRE life with you.
I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct
today. I loved
you. I love you. I will love you forever! :)
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by Bina 2 Vimal
Surat, India |
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Monday, April
26th, 2010
Santa & Banta Were Playing & Hanging On Tree,
Suddenly Santa Fell.
Banta Asked: Ku Be Thak Gaya?
Santa Answered: Nahin Pak Gaya.
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by masakali
allahabad |
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Monday, April
26th, 2010
2 times on lips,
2 times on cheeks,
1 times on forehead,
2 times on eyes,
must use cold cream,
Happy Winter Season....
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by Anitha
Adoni |
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Monday, April
26th, 2010
bikhar: kuch khane ko dedo baba
admi: tamatar khao
bikhari: roti dedo baba
admi: tamatar khao
bikhari: tamatar hi dedo baba
admi ki biwi : ye totle hai keh rahe hai kamake khao
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by kausar
hyderabad |
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Monday, April
26th, 2010
Banta wrote a letter to Bill Gates:
Sir, I have some questions to ask..
1) The letter in keyboard r not in order, when will u
release the corrected version.
2) There is start button but not stop button, why so?
3) We learnt MS-Word, but when u will release MS-Sentence?
Finally a personal question... y is ur name GATES even
though u sell WINDOWS.
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by ABRAR
Hyd, India. |
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Monday, April
26th, 2010
"Months-12
"Cricket Players-11
"Fingers-10
"Planets-9
"Corners-8
"Wonders-7
"Senses-6
"Oceans-5
"Directions-4
"Seasons-3
"Eyes-2
"""LOVELY"""person-1 only "U" Priti (agra)
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by Anuj Chauhan (Kanpur) 9808678865
Kanpur,Uttar Pradesh,India |
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Monday, April
26th, 2010
Ghor kalyug ka sabut.
Boy: kya mai tumhare hath pe kiss kar sakta hu?
Girl: Q re kutte, kamine, har*mi, mere hoto pe kya zeher
laga hai...
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by sumit T
Thane |
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Monday, April
26th, 2010
Mousam Ki Bahar Acchi Ho,
Phoolo Ki Kaliya Kachhi Ho,
Hamari Dosti Sacci ho
Rub se bas ek dua he ki meri dost ki har subah achhi ho.
Submitted
by Asha D'souza 9029463168
Mumbai |
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