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Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao." |
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SARDAR JI TOOK OUT HIS WALLET, IN THE BUS, HIS PHOTO FELL
OUT OF HIS WALLET, HE GOES 2 A LADY,'MADAM JI SARI UPHAR
KAROGE PHOTO LENA HAI, AND ALL THE OTHER MEN IN THE BUS
BEATED HIM UP!!!!!!!! |
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Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money. |
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Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office,
what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave |
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A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja... |
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Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college.
You know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is
leaking. |
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Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the
country"?
Santa: It beats, beats, beats.... |
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Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a
lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out. |
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Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin
penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata
hoon." |
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Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What
comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega! |
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Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write
against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long! |
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Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he
finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister." |
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Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her &
after seeing the kid he shouted, PUTTAR hua PUTTAR. She
slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It’s a gal |
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Santa: What's difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman
wears it over the trouser. |
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Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya? |
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Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai. |
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