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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I'm coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out. |
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A MAN TO SANTA-UR FRND IS KISSING UR WIFE IN UR HOME
HE RUSHES TO HIS HOME AND COME WITH IN HALF AN HOUR N
SLAPPED TAT MAN N SAID-HE WAS NOT MY FRND |
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A MAN TO HIS FRND-MAIN APNA PURSE GHAR PE BHUL AAYA MUJHE
1000 RS KI ZARURAT HAI
BANTA-DOST HI DOST KE KAM ATTA HAI YE LE 10 RS RIKSHA KAR KE
PURSE LE AA |
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Santa to banta. Yaar Tumhary Bewi shehar(city) ke hai ya
pind(village) ki..
Banta. Pind ki.
Santa.ooh acha . main samja shayed Tumhary hai :-d |
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A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...! |
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Santa was riding on a horse,
He jumped the red light & a cop whistles'
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says,
"Le Karle Number Note |
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One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our
Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur
Telephone No |
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A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died.
SANTA went china 2 know thea meaning, that was-KUTTE OXYGN K
PIPE SE PAIR Utha. |
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Titanic doob raha tha.
1 gore ne santa se pucha-dharti kitni dur hai.
Santa- 2kms.
Gore ne samnudr me jump laga k pucha-kis taraf.
Santa-NEECHE......... |
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Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai |
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Santa: What's difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman
wears it over the trouser. |
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Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her &
after seeing the kid he shouted, PUTTAR hua PUTTAR. She
slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It's a gal |
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Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar
kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon. |
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