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 Tuesday, July 19th, 2011

Every body loves you
when you love every body.

No one love you
if you do not love any one.
Love SMS
Submitted by Bhagwan Mistry
Hydrabad, India

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Monday, July 18th, 2011

ME Without YOU!!
It's Like
Facebook Without Friends,
Youtube Without Video
movie without Music
And
Google With No Results
Missing You SMS
Submitted by Shahid
Nerul, Navi Mumbai

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Sunday, July 17th, 2011

Banta's dad was dead n he was crying.
After 2min Banta cries louder!
Friend: what happened now?
Banta: My sister jst called me, her dad also died..

Jokes SMS
Submitted by Cheddi
Raipur, India

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Saturday, July 16th, 2011

Let all my smile be yours
All your tears be mine,

Let all my happiness be yours
All your sadness be mine,

Let the whole world be yours,
Only you be mine

 Love SMS Submitted by Mayank
New Delhi, India

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Friday, July 15th, 2011

4 Stages of marriage:

Mad for each other.
Made for each other.
Mad at each other.
Mad bcoz of each other.

 Love SMS Submitted by Sandhya
Patna City, India

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Thursday, July 14th, 2011

If someone asks me
with whom u want to spend your entire life,
I will simply say..
"Someone who can understand
that I am not perfect".
Lovely SMS
Submitted by Ramyya Sen
Ezra Street, Kolkata

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Wednesday, July 13th, 2011

Woman Buys A New Sim Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise Her Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room.

She Goes To The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With The New Number: "Hello Darling"
The Husband Responds In A Low Tone: "Let Me Call U Back Later Honey, The Dumb Lady Is In The Kitchen.. :)
 Jokes SMS Submitted by Janardan
Varanashi, India

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Tuesday, July 12th, 2011

LIFE Is Like FLUTE ....

It May Have Many Holes
And Emptiness
But
If You Work On It Carefully
It Can Play
MAGICAL MELODIES
 Life SMS Submitted by Sudha
Navi Mumbai

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Monday, July 11th, 2011

Q. Which Day Is Stronger?
Sunday Or Monday???

The Answer Is..!
Sunday

Coz

Monday Is a Weak Day :)
 Funny SMS Submitted by Raje Borkar
Powai, India

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Sunday, July 10th, 2011

If 5 seconds of smile can make a photograph more beautiful.
Then just imagine if you keep smiling always how beautiful your life will be.
So keep smiling !!!!!

 Smile SMS Submitted by Shailesh
Chembur, India

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Saturday, July 9th, 2011

Tips for a Blissful Life:

LIVE without pretending,
LOVE without depending,
LISTEN without defending,
SPEAK without offending...!! :-)

 Submitted by Kailash Tomar
Mumbai

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 Friday, July 8th, 2011

A Perfect Gift for U!
Today! Absolutely at no Cost, Non-taxable,
Silent Performance, Extremely Personal, Fully Returnable –
it’s a SMILE from me.
Enjoy & take care.

 Submitted by Nitu
Pune

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