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Wednesday,
June 24th, 2009
2 days of power cut in Delhi had made life
miserable worst affected was "Delhi metro station"
where families of Santa and Banta were stuck for 48 hrs on....
Escalators
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by Sanjay Patil
Govandi, Mumbai |
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Wednesday,
June 24th, 2009
If u r stressed, you'll get
pimples..
if u cry,u'll get wrinkles..
So, y don't u smile & get dimples?
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by Rajesh
Nainital, India |
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Wednesday,
June 24th, 2009
Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: They r called Turks.
Now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs.
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by Smita Dongre
Bhopal, India |
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Wednesday,
June 24th, 2009
A newly married girl got first class in her
B.Ed exams.
Her husband sent telegram to her parents -
Ruby First Class in Bed!
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by Smita Dongre
Bhopal, India |
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Wednesday,
June 24th, 2009
He said... Do u love me just coz my father
left me a fortune?
She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the
money!
Submitted
by Pritam & Preet
Dehradun, Uttarakhand, India |
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Wednesday,
June 24th, 2009
Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy
it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
Submitted
by rimi
Lahore, Pakistan |
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Wednesday,
June 24th, 2009
KFC New Prices
Pizza@Rs.200
Chicken@Rs.150
Burger@Rs.100
Pepsi@Rs.50
Lakin ap phir b kuch kha nhi sakte Q K
ap k pas tou sms k liye b paisy nhi hote.
Submitted
by Tastah
Mumbai |
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Wednesday,
June 24th, 2009
Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi,
har waqt muskurane ki aadat nahi rahi,
ye soch ke ki koi manaane nahi aayega,
ab hume rooth jaane ki aadat nahi rahi.
Submitted
by Mitesh Vyas
Rajkot |
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Wednesday,
June 24th, 2009
Man: Dr Mujhe normal potti nahi aati, Chawal
khaya to chawal nikle,
Roti khayi to roti, normal k liye kya karu,
Dr: PoTTI KHA !!!!
Submitted
by Saurav Joshi
Andheri, Mumbai |
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Wednesday,
June 24th, 2009
When do you congratulate someone for their
Mistake?
Answer : On their Wedding !!
Submitted
by Rabbi
Melbourne, Australia |
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Wednesday,
June 24th, 2009
Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Bcoz they are already leading a dog's life!
Submitted
by Rabbi
Melbourne, Australia |
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