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Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is
pregnant. She is having
pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking............ |
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2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many
bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck
nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!! |
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Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister. |
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How do you make a Sardar laugh on "Saturday"?
Tell him "a joke on Tuesday |
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Sardarji is filling up a job
application...........................
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected.....................
After much thought he writes:
Yes............................. |
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A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?"
Sardar: B.Com final year" |
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A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a
funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said
"SMILE PLEASE" |
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teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a
cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!" |
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Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko saath
le kar gaya.
guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leage
ho gaya. ha ha ha ha ha ha. |
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Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh
raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon...... |
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SARDARNE 2 SARDR SARDAR G MAIN NE AJ PANE KO BEWAKOOF BANAYA
SARDAR.WO KAISAY SARDARNE.
MAIN NE PANE GARAM KYA PER THANDAY SE NAHA LYA HA HA HA
BABLOO |
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interviewee;wat z ur date of birth?sardar;nov
28.interviewer;which year?sardar;abey ullu everyyear. |
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sardarji (raste se jate samay friend se ek chig dekhake):
are yar main ese kahi dekha hain
second sardarji:han main bhi ese kahi dekha hain
first sardarji(use sungh kar ):are yar yad aaraha hain.
second sardarji:ha muse bhi yad aa raha hain.
first saradarji:test leta hain aur kahata hain are yar yah
to gobar hain acha huaa main es per pair nahi diya. |
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