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Saturday, Nov 5th, 2011
Ticket seller:
Boss, no one buying Ra.One's movie tickets.
Theatre owner: Give it free. Once they
enter, close the doors & sell EXIT tickets for
500.
SMS Jokes Submitted
by Dhiraj
Noida, India |
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Saturday, Nov 5th, 2011
SRK and his son
Aryan went for Ra.one first day first show...
After half and hour..
Aryan says : papa ghar chalo na stargold pe Dabangg aanewali
hai
Jokes SMS Submitted
by Mutib
Mumbai |
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Saturday, Nov 5th, 2011
A Mother makes her son
"Gentle" in 20 years...
But, a girl makes him
"Mental" in 20 minutes...
Quote SMS Submitted
by Aakash Kumar
Punaichak, Bihar |
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Friday, Nov 4th, 2011
People were created to be loved
Things were created to be used
The reason why the world is in CHAOS,
is because things are being loved
and people are being used.
Quote SMS Submitted
by Sandhya
Kanpur, Uttarpradesh, India |
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Thursday, Nov
3rd, 2011
I'm proud of my
heart.
It's been played,
stabbed,
cheated,
burned and broken,
but somehow still works.
Broken Heart SMS Submitted
by D Patel
Airoli, Navi Mumbai |
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Tuesday, Nov 1st, 2011
Heart change, I know they do
But
Dis heart will always belong to U
Heart Hurt, I know
they do
But
Dis Heart Hurt More Without U
(◕‿◕)
You & Me
(◕‿◕)
Love SMS Submitted
by Arpita2Sandy
Mahape, Navi Mumbai |
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Monday, Oct 31st, 2011
To Drink The
Blood
And Relish Warm Flesh
Come Out My Ghost
Without Dread Or Fright
To The Graveyard No 13
On This Very Halloween Night
Happy Halloween!
Halloween SMS Submitted
by Alwin
Mumbai |
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Sunday, Oct 30th, 2011
A mother bought
her son a $39 Halloween costume to scare his
friends ”
Should I take the price tag off?”, the boy
asked.
“Leave it on,” his mother replied. “We’ll scare
your father too
Halloween SMS Submitted
by Shainon
Mahape, Mumbai |
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Friday, Oct
28th, 2011
Dear Brother,
on this Bhai dooj I wish to say that
you are the best brother and you mean to me
the whole world.
Happy Bhai dooj.
Bhai Dooj SMS Submitted
by Madhuri
N.Delhi, India |
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