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 Tuesday, June 1st, 2010

A little tune can make you sing,
A little hug can make you feel better
Some little things can make you happy.
I hope that my little disturbance will make you smile.
Submitted by SRINIVAS 9394026148
VISAKHAPATNAM

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Tuesday, June 1st, 2010

Girl: - What Is Different Between Personal & Secret?
Boy: - Dear , U R My Lover
Thats Personal
&
Your Friend Is Also My Lover
Thats Secret.

Submitted by SUNIL (9416214027)
Rewari , Haryana

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Tuesday, June 1st, 2010

If people are trying to pull you down….
Be proud about it ,
because it only confirms
that you are above them.

Submitted by S. Kumar
Patna

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Tuesday, June 1st, 2010

people say dey luv rain.. but when it rains dey use umbrella..
peopl say they love wind.. but when its windy dey close windows..
dats y i sometimes get scared wen u say "u love me"

Submitted by vicky bansal
jagiroad, assam

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Tuesday, June 1st, 2010

It Is Risky Not To Take Risk.
If You Don’t Take Risk,
Risk Will Take You.

Submitted by Punita
Malwada, India

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Tuesday, June 1st, 2010

One day Santa's daughter dies. Getting depressed, Santa jumpes from 100th
floor of a building to suicide. On 75th floor he realizes that he has no daughter. On
50th floor he realizes that he is unmarried. And on 20th floor he realizes that he is
Banta not Santa.

Submitted by Akshay
Muzaffarnagar,India

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Tuesday, June 1st, 2010

This TeDdy Bear is for YOU,
He dances, when he sees someone SMART....

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Nahi Nacha...?

MUjhe dekh kar toh bahut nacha tha..!

Submitted by Akhil Verma {Aay V3E}
Jammu, India.

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Tuesday, June 1st, 2010

Ek ghane Jungle mein aap raat ko akele....2 baje ka time....zoroon ki hawa chalti hui.
Saamne ke ped par ek lash zameen se 15ft upar latakti hui, jiski aanken bahar latakti
hui.
Aapke dil mein ghabrahat, sanse tez chalti hui. aap us lash ke paas gaye, achanak ped
ki tehni tuti n lash aap ke upar giri.....
Then.....

Calculate the force with which the body will fall on you. Also, calculate the Kinetic
Energy, when body will at height of 6 ft from ground. ( take, g=9.8m/s n mass=66kg).!

;-D

Submitted by Akhil Verma {Aay V3E}
Jammu, India.

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Tuesday, June 1st, 2010

Priyanka Goyal i love u so much plz if u got this sms give me a miss call on
this no. 999210**12 at about 6pm m samaj jaunga i love u sweet heart.

Submitted by Pankaj khundia
Ch. Dadri HR INDIA

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Tuesday, June 1st, 2010

TUM BIN JIYA JAYE KAISE, KAISE JIYA JAYE TUM BIN,
SADIYON SE LAMBI HAI RAATEIN, SADIYON SE LAMBE HUYE DIN,
AA JAAO LAUT KE TUM, TUM BIN JIYA JAYE NA.
FOR- RIYA. FROM- MANKU

Submitted by sahil ,NOIDA
sahil_vermas@y

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Tuesday, June 1st, 2010

Har ashk ka matlab gum nahi hota duriyo se pyar kabhi kum nahi hota.waqt be
waqt aakhe num ho jati hai kyu ki yaado ka koi mausam nahi hota

Submitted by Amit kumar srivastava --Delhi
amit.del.india@y

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 Tuesday, June 1st, 2010

APP JAB BHI CHAND KO DEKHO,
YAAD KARMA MUJHE,
YE SOCH KAR NAHI KI
KHUBSURAT HAI WO SITRO ME,
YE SOCH KAR KI
AKELA HAI WO BHI HAZARO ME
LOVE YOU SO MUCH NEHA

Submitted by LAKHAN,ALWAR,INDIA
SHARMA_LAKHAN@Y

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