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Monday, May 24th, 2010
Very short & Nice lines
by a true friend:
"Hurt me with a truth...,
B u t
never comfort me with
a lie....!"
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by Mahesh.M 9491863499
Anantapur, AP, India |
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Monday, May 24th, 2010
Teacher Asked A 6year Old Boy Why He Bring His Cat To School
And The Boy Replies Because I Heard My Dad Sayinh That I
Will Eat That Pussy When The Kidz Go To School............
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by NASCO
SUVA, FIJI |
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Monday, May 24th, 2010
Woman Was Having Labour Pain.......
Husband Prayed Lord Pliz Make It Lose For The Baby And Tight
Again For Daddy!!!!!!!!!!
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by NASCO
SUVA, FIJI |
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Monday, May 24th, 2010
The who can sense your sadness in your smile,
can hear your words in your silence
can feel your love in your anger,
trust them because they are indeed your real friends.
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by srinivas 9394026148
visakhapatnam |
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Monday, May 24th, 2010
BOYFRIEND- ab tu mujhe mere sare letter de de
ab hmare bich kuch nahi raha
+girlfirend ne use apna ek beg diya or boli
-le KUTTE KAMINEY DHOKHEBAJ .......ISME SE JO TERE H VO
DHUND KE LELE
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by VISHNU SONI
DEGANA.NAGAUR RAJASTHAN |
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Monday, May 24th, 2010
SANTA- me to apne sare dosto ko bhul hi gaya tha par ek film
dekhi to sub yaad aa gaya
BANTA-konsi film?
SANTS- KAMINEY
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by VISHNU SONI
DEGANA.NAGAUR RAJASTHAN |
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Monday, May 24th, 2010
Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
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by Yogesh Runwal
Pune |
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Monday, May 24th, 2010
husband and wife fighting infront of their child.
wife to husbnd: "tu saala kutta"
husband to wife: "tu saali kutti"
child: "hee hee...mai saala pilla"
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by pratima
india |
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Monday, May 24th, 2010
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,
Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,
Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake
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by abhi
surat |
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Monday, May 24th, 2010
Agar 'PARESHANI' Ka Sambandh 'DIMAG' Se Hai To Logo Ko Heart
Attack Q Ata Hai?
Agar 'PYAR' Ka Sambandh 'DIL' Se H To Log Pyar Me Pagal Q Ho
Jate Hai?
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by yusuf 9665909929
mumbai |
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Monday, May 24th, 2010
Man is a head of the family,
woman is a neck of the family,
kyunki gardan jahan chahey head ko kahin bhi ghuma sakti hai.
Submitted
by SUNIL (9416214027)
REWARI , HARYANA |
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Monday, May 24th, 2010
STUDENT to LEADY TEACHER- aap mujhe bahut ache lagte ho me
aap se sadi karna chahta hu
TEACHER- mujhe baccho he nafrat h
STUDENT- me kosis karunga ki hamare bacche na ho
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by VISHNU SONI
DEGANA.NAGAUR RAJASTHAN |
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Monday, May 24th, 2010
1child 1Re. ka coin kha gaya. Kuch din bad poty mei uska
coin bahar aa gya to child maa se bola-
AAJ BAHUT DIN BAD FASI HUI PAYMENT MILI HAI.
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by Bad Yash
9882207064 India |
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