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Teacher to class: A for? Class: Apple Teacher: Jor Se Bolo
Class: Jai Mata Di |
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Who was the first Indian Woman to fly abroad? Seeta, with
Ravan!
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Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job? Santa:
Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where???
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Kripya Dhyaan De, Dhyaan dene k liye Shukriya!
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Teacher: What is maths? Student: Mental Attack To Healthy
Students!!
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PROF: Akal badi ki bhais?MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of
birth bata mamu!!
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AUTOMATICALLY ? Jab auto me koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho, use
kehte AUTO-ME-TAKLI
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COLLEGE mean... C-Come O-On L-Lets L-Love E-Each G-Girl
E-Equally
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Gandhiji & Mallika Dono kapde tyag diye Ek Desh ke liye
Dusre Deshwasion ke liye
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Height of Kanjoosi: Bania's house in fire, he is gvng miss
calls 2 Fire brigade
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Biggest PJ Y Dont Nails Bleed Whaen V Cut Them? Coz they're
"NA-KHOON" ha ha ha
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An ATM's jammed when operated by Santa. Bcz he put a pin
when asked Enter ur Pin
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SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. Worries About U guess Who? THE MONKEY
IN THE ZOO
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What's Ford? Santa: Gaadi. What's Oxford? Santa: So simple,
Bail Gaadi.
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Santa writing passive voice of I Made a Mistake He wrote I
Was Made by a Mistake
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Common sense is common, but... the use of common sense is
uncommon !!!!
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Quest:Who was d 1 Indian woman fly abroad? Ans.Our Sita
maata wth Ravan to lanka
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KISS ME Kiss means K Koi I Intresting sa S sms S send karo
So plz kiss me
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Birds luv u, Giraffe luv u, Goat luv u, Elephant luv u, Go 2
zoo dey miss U
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The best way to change a woman’s mind is to agree with her
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Most proficient form of footwork by Indian batsmen? Walking
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