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what is the cube of 13? Its: SUROOR! wondering how? thats
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BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t
heavy.
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Good judgment comes from experience and a lot of that comes
from bad judgment
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What's the opposite of "Dominoes? Think..think..think..
Haha-Domi doesnt know!!
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Married men live longr thn single men do,bt married men r a
lot mre willng 2 die
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FRIENDSHIP isn't abt whom u've known the Longest Its all abt
Who Came n Nvr left
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What is the opposite of GOpalakrishnan? Its COMEpalakrishnan!!!
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What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About
Women.
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LOng Time Ago...nly idiots used.. to read my SMS And Today,D
histry continues!
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What do you call a female who never laughs? "HASINA"
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Santa dclares I'll nvr marry n my life & I'll giv same
advice 2 my children also
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How do u keep an idiot amused? Watch this message until it
goes away!
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Kiss defined by a physicist: Contraction of mouth due to
expansion of the heart
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If any1 praises U for ur attitude kick them. How dare they
fool U before Apr 1st
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Who Is d Laziest Person In d World? A.Who Invented The
"SNOOZE" Option In Alarm!
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Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out the window? A: He
wanted 2 see a butterfly
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Height of Flirting? When ur love letter starts with TO
WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN
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Soldier:Sir, we are surrounded! Major:Excellent! We can
attack in any direction!
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Santa: I will make u the happiest woman on Earth Jeeto: I'll
really miss u
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If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long
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What's that ugly thing on your neck? OOOH..... Its your
face!
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Have you seen a monkey wrapped in plastic? No? Quickly See
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