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I am sorry
How can I begin to say I am sorry.
I didn't mean to upset you.
I hope that you can forgive me.
I am sorry. |
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Good
FRIENDS are hard to find,
Good FRIENDS are hard to find,
harder to leave,
and impossible to forget. |
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Artificial
Intelligence usually beats real stupidity. |
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Science
without Religion is Lame,
Religion without Science is Blind. |
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A man can't be
too carefull in the choice of his enemies. |
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Algebra: A
weapon of math destruction. |
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Good
days come often,
Bad days do too,
But the best days only come
when I?m with you. |
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Plan your work
and work your plan. |
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What is a free
gift?
Aren't all gifts free? |
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I bet when you
go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:
One to get in and another to get out.
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Not
doing more than average is what keeps the average down.
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If you can't
explain it simply,
you don't understand it well enough
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Be nice to your
kids.
They'll choose your nursing home. |
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Prospective father-in-law - Do you drink?
Prospective son-in-law - First tell me, whether it is a
question or an invitation. |
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Teacher: Nissar
tum kaise paida hue?
Nissar: Jawani janeman ??.
Hasin dilruba?..Mile do dil jawaan??
Nissar ho gaya!
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