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Mon, 22
Sep
2008
Dying husband: I have something to
tell you.
Wife: Don't speak, just rest.
Husband: No, I must confess, I had
sex with your sister and your best
friend.
Wife: Sshhh. I know! That's why I
poisoned you!
Submitted by Samay
Dubai |
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Mon, 22 Sep
2008
Gazab ka nakhra,
Ajeeb ye style hai,
Messagae nahi karte aur kehte ho
mere pass mobile hai,
Besharami ki hadd to dekho ye
padhkar bhi,
inke chehare pe SMILE hai.
Submitted by Jassi
Pune,India |
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Mon, 22 Sep
2008
Subha ke phool khil gaye,
Panchi aapne safer per ud gaye,
Suraj aate hi tare bhi chup gaye,
aur hum bhi apko Good Morning kahne
ke liye uth gaye,
Good Morning.
Submitted by Deepak Mittal
Rewari, India |
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Mon, 22 Sep
2008
What's the difference between
pleasure and torture?
Pleasure is thinking of you &
torture is thinking of you too much.
Submitted by Maya Rastogi
Hydrabad, India |
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Mon, 22 Sep
2008
between yesterday's mistakes n
tomorrow hope,
there is a fantastic
opportunity called 'TODAY'!!!
so live it in your own style,
rock ur life.
Submitted by swati
indore, india |
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