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Thursday,
July 16th, 2009
A girl comes late to
class.
Prof- Why r u late?
Girl- Sir a boy was following me.
Prof- So how did you got late?
Girl- Sir the boy was moving very slow.
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by Rohit (Guj.)
India |
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Thursday,
July 16th, 2009
When an APPLE becomes red...
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It is ready to eat,
When a girl becomes 18 she is ready to..
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VOTE...!!
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by Naga Raju Muppalla
Vijayawada, A.P. |
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Thursday,
July 16th, 2009
Life is like math.
FRIEND ko plus karo,
Dushman ko minus,
khushion ko multiply,
Aur gham ko divide.
Always Smile.
Submitted by Kashif
Bangarmau,India |
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Thursday,
July 16th, 2009
What is invisible and smells like Carrots? ?
? ? ?
Don't know? ?
Rabbit Fart. .:-p
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by Sanjay Dongra
NRI from Punjab, Dubai |
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Thursday,
July 16th, 2009
when i pray,
i don't c god but
i know he listens.
when i sms,
i don't c u, but
i know u think of me with a cute smile.
Submitted
by arun mandal
(biratnagar/nepal) |
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Thursday,
July 16th, 2009
Dhirubhai called from swarg- beta anil kaise
chal raha hai apna reliance
india mobile?
Anil- kuch sunai nahi de raha mere airtel no. par call karo
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by Rohit (Guj.)
India |
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Thursday,
July 16th, 2009
Bhikhari: Saab 6 Rs de do. Coffee pini hai.
Saab: Par Coffee to 3 Rs ki aati hai na.
Bhikhari: Saath me girl friend hai na.
Saab: Bhikhari hoke girlfriend rakhta hai.
Bhikhari: Nahi girlfriend ne hi Bhikhari Bana diya
Submitted
by Dhaval
Bharuch,Gujrat |
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Thursday,
July 16th, 2009
DAD: Exam me paas ho ya fail tumhe bike Dunga
SON: thank u papa
DAD: pass hua to PULSUR college jane ke liye.
Fail hua to RAJDUT Dudh bechne ke liye.
Submitted
by Ramesh Nihalani
Rohit (Guj.) |
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Thursday,
July 16th, 2009
Har Vibration ehsas hamara dilayegi,
Har Ringtone kissa hamara sunayegi,
Hum itne SMS aapke mobile me bhar denge,
Na chahte hue bhi aapko yaad hamari ayegi.
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by Kashif
Bangarmau,India |
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