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Wednesday, May 12th, 2010

Friendship is not about finding
the right person but,
Creating the right relation.
It s not how much we care
in the beginning but how much
we care till the end.
Submitted by AMRUTA
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Wednesday, May 12th, 2010

Always make your absence felt in such a manner that somebody misses you
but dont let your absence be so long that somebody starts learning to live without you
Submitted by S K Kedia
Mumbai

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Wednesday, May 12th, 2010

A TC in a train collects fine from girls…

he collects Rs.300 from a girl-
she was wearing sleeveless.

From 2nd girl he collects Rs. 200
she was wearing sleeveless & backless.

From 3rd girl he collects Rs. 100
she was wearing a sleeveless & backless & a skimpy mini-skirt.. .

From 4th girl he collects Rs. 0
why?

Scroll down !

Scroll down !

She had a ticket !!!
Submitted by Rahat Ali
Lahore, Pakistan

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Wednesday, May 12th, 2010

When I take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, He is thorough
When I don t do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, He is busy,
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, He takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating,
When I make a mistake, You re an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, He s only human.
When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, He s on business.
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, He must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, It s because he s overworked
When I do well, My boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, He never forgets
Submitted by nilesh
mumbai

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Wednesday, May 12th, 2010

Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai,
Keh na pana hamari majburi hai, Aap kyon nahin
samajhte is khamoshi ko,
Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena zaruri hai?
Submitted by SUFIYAN 8101278287
ASANSOL

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Wednesday, May 12th, 2010

1 car se takrakar 1 kabootar behosh ho jata hai.
Car wala usse ghar le gaya, pinjre me rakha,
kabootar ko hosh aaya to bola,
"AAILA JAIL? "
Wo car wala mar gaya kya?
Submitted by Daljeet
Kera Khera

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Wednesday, May 12th, 2010

Kehte hain ki jab koyi kisiko bahut yaad karta hai
to tara tut k girta hai..
Ek Din sara asman khali ho jayega
aur apki wajah se sara iljam hamare sar ayega.
Submitted by S K Kedia
Mumbai

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Wednesday, May 12th, 2010

Tere hotho ki hasi banane ka khwaab hai...
Tere aaghosh me simat jane ka khwab hai...
Tu lakh bachale daaman ishq ke haatho...
Aasma bankar tujh per chhaane ka khwab hai...
Aazmaish yu to acchi nahi hoti ishq ki...
Tu chahe to teri takdeer banane ka khwab hai...
Wo maut bhi laut jaye tere darwaze pe aake...
Tujhko aisi zindagi dene ka khwab hai...
Jee bhi lenge agar jeena pade tere bina,
Lekin tujh per mar mitne ka khwab hai...!!!
Submitted by Aishwarya Gupta
Basti (U.P)

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