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Tuesday,
July 21st, 2009
You are strong as Rum,
Fine as wine,
Cool as Beer,
Sophisticated as Vodaka,
Classic as whisky,
in short i am totally tun in your friendship.
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by Shekhar
varanashi, up |
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Tuesday,
July 21st, 2009
What makes some people dearer
is not just the Happiness that we feel when we meet them
but the Emptiness we feel when they are not around us.
MISS U.
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by Imti
Pune |
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Tuesday,
July 21st, 2009
Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking,
potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .
Then, what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
STUDENT: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
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by asif
lahore |
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Tuesday,
July 21st, 2009
One American in Rome, Drinking beer at
street cafe when a pretty girl sat beside him.
American: "Hello, do you understand English?"
Girl: "only little."
American: "How much?"
Girl: "Fifty dollars".
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by Divyakumar
Bangalore |
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Tuesday,
July 21st, 2009
Similarities of BRA & BAR.
1)Both have same alphabets.
2)Both are drinking zone.
3)Both have restricted time of opening & closing.
4)when both are opened men go crazy.
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by Smita
kolkata india |
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Tuesday,
July 21st, 2009
jo aasani se mile wo
hai gum
jo mushkil se mile wo
hai khushiyan
jo kisi kisi ko mile wo
hai pyar
jo nasib walo ko mile
wo hai
"AAP"
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by vaishali jain
narnaul,india |
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Tuesday,
July 21st, 2009
Thirsty crow poem in
MARWADI:
"once upon a samay caglo
sitting on a daglo,
he was ghano pyaso,
he saw matko, sum bhata patko ,
little water gatko and den satko"
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by neha
narnaul |
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Tuesday,
July 21st, 2009
Judge-U raped this English Girl?
Santa-Oye judge saab! tussi iska naam puchoge to tussi bhi
rape kar doge.
Judge-whats UR name lady?
Lady-MERY MARLOW!
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by Pravendra
Kathumar,India |
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Tuesday,
July 21st, 2009
Jab tanhai ka ehsas ho
Na koi tumharay paas ho
Na tum kisi ki nazar main ho,
Na koi tumhari nazar main ho,
Tu samajh laina k tum
BATHROOM main ho :p
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by Shekhar
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Tuesday,
July 21st, 2009
Aaj kuch kami hai dost tere bagair,
Na rang hai na roshni hai dost tere bagair,
Waqt apni raftar se chal raha hai,
Bas dhadkan thami hai Dost tere bagair..
MISS U.
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by Imti
Pune |
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