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Q: Which type of Women wear Revealing Clothes? A: Those who don’t have Confidence in the Imaginative powers of Men!
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Law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business? Student: Father-in-Law!
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Agar aap chahte hain k apke face pe dhool-mitii na lage to Roz subah lagaiye Asian Paints ka Apex Ultima jo dhool-mitti ko tikne na de!
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What’s the biggest pressure for Pak captain when Pak needs 1 run to win in 8 ovrs, with 5 wickets in hand? Ya Allah! How to speak English in presentation ceremony?
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Alcohol contain female hormones. Proof: Men gain weight, talk unnecessarily, become extra emotional & stupid, start fighting without any reason.
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Advice of dentist. “Treat ur girl friend like a toothbrush. Don’t let any body else use it, and get a new one every three months.
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Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai. Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai? Beggar: Par saab girlfrend bhi to hai. Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali. Beggar: Na saab,GF ne Bhikari bana diya!
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What building has the most stories? The Library.
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A teenage boy to his father: Here’s my report card and a list I’ve compiled of entrepreneurs who never finished their High School.
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Asmaan mai tum ho, samundar mai tum ho, zamin pe tum, hawa mai tum, jahan b dekho tum hi tum ho. DOMEX wali aunty thik kehti thi KITANU har jagah hote hain.
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Girl announced her engagement to her father. Father: Does this fellow has any money? Girl: Oh! Dad, U men r all alike, thats exactly what he asked me about u!
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Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!
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If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
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Education is incomplete without 5 B’s B – Bikes B – Beers B – Babes B – Bunks and the most important B – Backlogs!
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Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did.
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Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait? He had an Arabic baby-sitter, who always used to say ‘Keep Quwait, Keep Quwait’.
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Tension happens in brain and love is felt in heart. Then why do people get heart attack when they are tensed and why people get mad when they are in love? |
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