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SMS Jokes
Sms Jokes, Funny Sms Jokes, Sms Text Jokes,
Sms Messages Jokes, Romantic Sms jokes, love Sms Jokes, Sms
Short Jokes, Hindi Sms Jokes, Free Sms Jokes, Indian Sms
jokes, Desi sms jokes, Urdu Sms Jokes, Cool Sms Jokes, Text
Message Jokes, Sms Text Messaging Jokes |
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A newly married girl got first class in
her B.Ed exams.
Her husband sent telegram to her parents - Ruby First Class
in Bed!
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2 days of powrcut in Delhi had made
life miserable worst affected was "Delhi metro statin where
families of Banta n Santa were stuck for 48 hrs on....
Escalators
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Sardarji was asked, what is a adult
joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.
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GIRL : I think the poorest people are
the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest
couple
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History Teacher : From where to where
did the mughals rule ? Student: Sir, I am not sure but I
think from page 15 to 26.
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Q: What kind of food does a race horse
eat? A: Fast food
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2day, 2morrow & 4ever, there will be 1
heart that would always beat 4 u. U know whose?? YOUR OWN
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Heartbeats are countless .... Spirits
are ageless .... Dreams are endless..... Memories are
timeless.... A friend like you ....... Shameless!!!
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To live a life, one needs brains,
reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge, way of expression
& many more mental qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2
live without them!!
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Santa (reading from book of facts) "Do
you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why
don't u use a mouth wash?"
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What is the similarity between CIRCUS
and a BEAUTIFUL GIRL'S HEART? Both have space for 1 more
clown...
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What do I do when I see someone
extremely Gorgeous, Attractive, Terrific, Cute, Fabulous....
I Stare, I smile, And, when I get tired..... I put down the
mirror !
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In a train, ticket checker to a saint:
Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
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The Japanese have produced a camera
that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of
a woman with her mouth shut!
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After a quarrel, a husband said to his
wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She
replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn't
notice."
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Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do
you say prayers before eating? Sam: No sir, I don't have to,
my Mom is a good cook.
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What is a difference between a Kiss, a
Car and a Monkey?
A kiss is so dear,
a car is too dear and
a monkey is U dear.
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