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SMS Jokes
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Sms Messages Jokes, Romantic Sms jokes, love Sms Jokes, Sms
Short Jokes, Hindi Sms Jokes, Free Sms Jokes, Indian Sms
jokes, Desi sms jokes, Urdu Sms Jokes, Cool Sms Jokes, Text
Message Jokes, Sms Text Messaging Jokes |
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He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a
fortune?
She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the
money!
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Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three?
Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
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Teacher: Peter, why r u late for school again? Peter:
Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football & the game
went into extra time.
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A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly ?
The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the
one who is reading this!
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What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!
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I want to share Everything with you.
Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS Every single
second of day Let us START with your ATM Password first.
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Museum administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you've
broken.
Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!
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When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?
Answer : On their Wedding !!
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Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Bcoz they are already leading a dog's life!
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Q: Why doesn't the India law permit a man to marry a second
woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the
same offence!
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Should Women Have Children After 35?
Banta Replied: No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough!
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Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: They r called Turks.
Now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs.
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Some Realties of Life. "U love someone U marry someone
else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband. And the
one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id"
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If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!
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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
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