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He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a
fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who
left you the money! |
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Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three?
Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
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Teacher: Peter, why r u late for school again? Peter:
Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football & the game went into extra time.
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A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly ?
The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!
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What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!
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I want to share Everything with you.
Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS Every single
second of day Let us START with your ATM Password first.
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Museum administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you've broken.
Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!
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When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?
Answer : On their Wedding !!
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Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Bcoz they are already leading a dog's life!
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Q: Why doesn't the India law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
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Should Women Have Children After 35?
Banta Replied: No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough!
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Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: They r called Turks.
Now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs.
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Some Realties of Life. "U love someone U marry someone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband. And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id"
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If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!
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Teacher: What should be in
a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover
and no cover on the girl. |
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