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Naukrani: Malkin aap udaas kyon hain? Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyaar karte hai. Naukrani: Nahin, sahab mujhe dhokha nahin de sakte |
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Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai? Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha. TT: Ticket hai? Sadhu: Nahin TT: Chalo Sadhu: Kahan? TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein
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Girl: If u’ll try to kiss me, main shor macha doongi. Boy: Lekin yahan to dur-dur tak koi nahin hai. Girl: I know but formality to karni hi padegi…
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Gud Morning… Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur blood. Thanks
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I’d climb the highest mountain. I’d swim the ocean blue, I’d do anything my dear- Just to get away from you
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A sexy woman is like a 1000 Rupee note. U don’t know how many have handled it but u still want to have it.
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When things go wrong, when sadness fills ur heart, when tears flow in ur eyes, always remember 3 things: I’m with u, U have money & Bar is open
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In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n sell@15.25, it’s loss or profit? Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise
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Some dead people went to hell & were glad after seeing the board on gate. Why? Because it reads: NO SEATS EXCEPT FOR SC/ST/OBC
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I have started luving ‘U’… I know it sounds ridiculous but I can’t control my feelings 4 ‘U’. Some time later I’ll start luving more ALPHABETS.!
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Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA But girraffe was not eating. Why? Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND
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1980 girls: Maan mei Jeans pehanungi Maan : Nahin beti log kya kahengey? 2006 girls: Maan mein mini skirt pehanungi Maan: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!
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At a Rly stn a gal cheked her weight-58 kg She removed sandal-56 kg Then removed jacket-53kg Then dupatta-52 kg Coins khatam. A baba in q behind her said- Beebe tu kam chaalu rakh, bhaan batheri hai babay kol
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Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika? Dono ne kapde tyag diye, ek ne desh ke liye, doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!
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Ap ki awaz KOYAL Jaisi, Aankhain HIRAN Jaisi, Chaal MOR jaisi, Aadtain BANDAR Jaisi. Acha hota agar koi ek cheez Insanon Wali Bhi Hoti
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A woman had triplets, she named them Mat, Pat & Tat. She fed Mat from left tit, Pat from her right tit… Moral of the story: No Tit for Tat
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Nasha aankho me hota hai Sharaab mein nahin, Sharddha Dil me hoti hai Mandir mein nahin….. Dosti SMS karne se badhti hai, SMS padhne se nahi…. |
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