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Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein. Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai |
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Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls? Both don’t exist.
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Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above… So always Brush ur Teeth
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It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS
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Teri awaz sunne ko jab taras jata hoon, to ghisa pita cd player chala leta hoon. Teri surat ko jab taras jaata hoon, to cartoon network laga leta hoon. Waqt hona chaiye kisi ko yaad karne ke liye, bahane to apne aap hi mil jate hain
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Red Rose: Luv Yelloe Rose: Friendship White Rose: Peace Which Rose for u? Nima Rose. Tan ki Durgandh Dur Kare, De Taazgi
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Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai, aaj nahin aaya, kaha na kabhi kabhi aata hai
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Thought for the future generation: Don’t marry & make a woman happy. In fact remain a bachelor & make several women happy.
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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
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U r thousands of miles away from me, still I’m watching ur every movement on 3 difft channels: Pogo, Cartoon network & Animal planet. Thnx to media
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Santa: Tommy ne meri saari kitaab kha layi Mother: Ohnu mere kole leke aa mein usnu saja dewan Santa: Saja ta mein de diti, usdi kauli wala dudh mein pee gaya
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Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment… warm b’coz AC doesn’t work & motherly because Air hostesses are above 50
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Who is more satisfied, a man with a million dollars, or a man with six children? The man with six children. The man with a million dollars wants more
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A doting father used to sing his little children to sleep until he overheard the four-year-old tell the three year old, “If you pretend you’re asleep, he stops.”
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A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for some pepper. Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper? French: Toilette pepper!
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Manmohan Singh: We are sending Indians to the moon next year! Bush: Wow! Howc many? Manamohan: 25 OBC, 25 SC, 20 ST, 5 Handicapped, 5 Sports Persons, 5 Terrorist Affected, 5 Kashmiri Migrants, 9 Politicians & if possible 1 Astronnaut
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Girl’s excuses: Phone mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai near, papa se lagta hai fear, baat nahin hoti hai clear. Isliye SMS kiya karo dear without fear n very clear
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What’s the definition of a skeleton? A striptease that went just too far… |
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