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Young Malkin & Pappu Naukar were kidnapped & raped by robbers. Malik to Naukar: Shakal Dekhi thi un logon ki? Pappu Naukar: Bibi ji se pucho mujhe to ulta litaya hua tha! |
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Daru se Nasha badhta hai, Nashe se junun. Junun se mehnat, Mehnat se paisa, Paise se izzat. Isliye Izzatdar wohi hai jo Daru pita hai !
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Chandni raat thi, nadi ka kinara tha, asmaan me taro ka nazara tha, Bihari premi ne pyar se muskarate hue Biharan premika se kaha: Ae Susma, Bidi Piyegi ?
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A Solid reason for having two girlfriends at one time: Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!
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If u don’t have a gf/bf, don’t have a nice job, don’t like partying & dancing, just have a boring life, then don’t worry just log on to www.rabba chukk lay.com
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A cute Nurse came 4 the interview. Dr: What salary U Xpect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000
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Which is the most confusing day in America? Thinking? Still thinking? Fathers day!
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Om Namah Shinay! Jai Sri Ram! Wahe Guru! Jai Sri Krishna! Darr Mat, kisi ko forward nahin karna hai, khud hi jap le… PAAPI.
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In life, never look down on anybody, unless you are getting a lovely view of the cleavage!
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A Chinese couple Mr. & Mrs. Hua got twins without marriage. What did they name them?!!!? JO-hua, SO-hua
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Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru We should learn to love our enemies- Mahathma Gandhi Dasso hun bapu di maniye ya chache di?
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There are only 5 things we need in life: Good friends, Good job, Good food, Good sleep & GOOD _ UCK. Whatever u are thinking… Is right. Gud Day.
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When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart, when tears flows from your eyes always say these words… Eh Ganpat, chal daru la…
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Dil ke operation ko BYEPASS kyo kehte hain? Kyon ki agar operation theek ho gaya to… PASS varna Hamesha ke liye BYE!
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Breaking News: Latest sponsor of the Indian Cricket Team: Whisper Ultra. BCCI felt it appropriate as the team is undergoing its worst PERIOD!
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Lalu: Rabri, tum to hamara CHAND ho. Rabri: Na ji hamka CHAND VAND mat kahiye, ye sasure America wale roj Chand pe chadte utarte rahte hai.
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Gud looks catch the eyes, but gud personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! Flattered? Don’t Be! It was sent to me, and I just wanted you to read it.
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There was a man who never romped or played. He never smoked or drank, nor kissed a girl. And he passed away, insurance was denied. Since he had never lived, they claimed he never died. So live it up. CHEERS |
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