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Looks may capture the eyes but it’s the personality that captures the heart. Kainis, I have both.
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I wrote your name in the sky but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand but the water washed it away. I wrote your name every where! Hinuli ako ng pulis!
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When you feel that nobody loves you, that nobody cares, when all you can do is cry and walk away because everyone is against you, then you are the weakest link. Goodbye!
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At this moment 3.7 million are sleeping, 2.3 million are falling in love, 4.1 million are eating and only 1 cutie in the whole world is reading this message. Naks! Nakangiti na yan!
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Its difficult 2 understand GOD, He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives!
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Court Order !! U R Accused of Crawling into my inbox & Hijacking My Smile with your cute massages. U R Sentenced 2b MY SWEET FRIEND 4 LIFE
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What is the similarity between CIRCUS and a BEAUTIFUL GIRL’S HEART? Both have space for 1 more clown…
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What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous, Attractive, Terrific, Cute, Fabulous…. I Stare, I smile, And, when I get tired….. I put down the mirror !
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Never think of the past It brings tears… If you think of the future It brings fears… So, live life in the present And drink chilled beers!
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True Love is like a pillow U could HUG it when u r in trouble U could CRY on it when u r in pain U could EMBRACE it when u r happy Want True Love? Spend Rs50 BUY A PILLOW
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Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs? Husband 2: Buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open!
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Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don’t see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!
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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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Yamraj took a man on tour of HELL.
There he saw GANDHI was dancing with BIPASHA
Aami GANDHI KI saza ktne shandar hai
Yamraj: saza GANDHI ko nahi bal k BIPASHA Ko mili hai.
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Yad ata hai mjhe apke bchpn ka zamana,
patli tango par latka pajama
nak ko hath se ponch kr gal pr lgana,
kamar se makhiya udate hue awaz lagana "mummy kar lee" |
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