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When you feel left out and all alone, just try to close your eyes for a moment and think of me. Afterwards, you will suddenly smile and say, text ko nga ang cute na yon!  

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Ang ganda ng umaga because of you. Ang ganda ng dream ko, it was all about you. Ang sakit ng ulo ko, puro you na lang ng you. Sabi ni doc, maybe because I miss you.

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When she talks about the town, she calls it news. When the town talks about her, she calls it ‘tsismis’.

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I looked at the sky. The sky is beautiful. I looked at you. I looked at the sky na lang ulit.

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Money will buy a bed but not sleep, food but not appetite, amusement but not happiness. You see, money is not everything. Therefore, if you have too much, please send it to me ASAP!

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I’m afraid to die not because it will hurt or I don’t know what will happen, but because I might be waiting for you in Heaven and be disappointed.

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Some people choose friends who are thoughtful and caring. Some prefer those who are smart and good looking. When you chose me, pinakyaw mo na lahat.

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Everyone, except me, wants to become a millionaire. I want to become a billionaire.

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I know you’ve got plenty of friends. Some are old, some are new. Some are false, some are true. I may not be your perfect friend, but one thing I will always be – the cutest you’ve got.

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I live a very difficult life. I’m always hurt! Whenever people call me cute, good looking, smart and lovable, I’m always hurt! Totoo pala, the truth hurts!

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I asked my guardian angel for a friend whom I can love forever. She gave me you. And so I called on her again and asked: “Wala na bang iba?”

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Yesterday is history…. Tomorrow is a mystery…. Today is a gift…. That’s why its called the present!

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I’m not sure what life could bring you. I’m not sure if dreams do come true. I’m not sure what love can do. But I’m sure about one thing. Cute tayo.

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Let go of the one who makes you cry. Let go of the one who breaks your heart. Let go of the one who causes you much pain. But never let go of me because mahirap maghanap ng cute na ka-text.

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People are always looking for cute ones, the perfect ones, the gorgeous ones, the smart ones, the sweet ones. Lagi na lang ako! Ako! Ako!

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If you save this message, it means cute ako. If you edit it, cute pa rin ako. If you delete it, naiinggit ka kasi cute ako. Pero kung ipoforward mo, pinagkakalat mong cute ako.

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What’s the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you and torture is thinking of you too much.  

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