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If you’re not cute don’t continue reading this…. Naks! yan ang gusto ko sayo eh, lakas ng fighting spirit mo! O pumipindot pa! Lupit mo! |
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A kiss can be a comma, a question mark, a colon, or an exclamation point… So don’t dare to kiss me coz I might get crazy,?.!
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The Pinoy politician does not fail to smile in front of the camera. Why? Guilt tickles when there is too much light.
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This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We are truly sorry for the inconvenience.
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Each of us has his own fear but sooner or later we must face it. It takes a lot of guts to overcome it. So don’t be afraid to face your fear. Go ahead, take a bath. Good a.m.
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Newsflash: Policemen saving a woman who appears to be jumping off a building. Policeman: Bumaba ka dyan maraming nagmamahal sa yo! Woman: Wag kayo makialam, di ako makapag -send!
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If only I’m an angel, I’ll protect you. I’ll lend you my wings. I’ll watch over you. But I’m not an angel, hawig lang.
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When a veteran actor dies, women weep. When a young actor dies, girls cry, “Sayang!”
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I don’t know how to say this. We are friends but I can’t get you out of my mind. This is wrong but you’re the only one I could think of. This might break our friendship, but I have to say this. Pautang naman!
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The smell of a woman should stay with you. The smell of a man should come to you as you go to him and leave you with only a memory, not a headache.
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Kahit NISSAN ka STAREX ka ng buhay ko, masKIAnong mangyari, HONDA kitang pagMAZDAn at SUZUmpang SUZUKIlian ka ng buong katapatan. DODGE what friends are FORD!
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A husband coming home from a confession and lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder. Wife: Did the priest tell you to be so romantic like this? Husband: No, he told me to carry my cross.
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What do you do when you see an extremely cute person? Ako, I stare at the person and smile, but when I get tired, I just put the mirror down. Nakakangawit eh!
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No one is too fat to run, except the Pinoy policeman.
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Help! Nasa presinto ako. Nahuli kasi ako while I was working kanina. The charge was possession of cute face. I had no choice but plead guilty. Lakas ng ebidensya nila e!
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How to spot a texter? 1. may muscle ang thumb 2. barok magsalita 3. may bangga ang auto 4. laging nakayuko 5. nakasimangot dahil di makasend.
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Five reasons why I keep texting you: 1. You made me feel welcomed 2. You made me smile 3. You appreciate my thoughts 4. You spend time reading my messages 5. Di ako kuripot tulad mo! |
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