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Every Indian women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life. RANI - Before marriage. LAXMI - After marriage. BAI - After children. |
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Why did God Create 'you' before Me....? Ans: B'cause he wanted to Create a 'Sample', Be 4 Creating A *Master-Piece*
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Days are 2 Busy, Hours are 2Fast, Seconds are 2 Few But there's always Time for Me 2 disturb You
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Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? A: Knock on the door.
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SMS Heaven! Q) Why do Gods stay up in heaven? A) Because they are afraid of what they have created!
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A woman is sitting at a bar. A man approaches her. Hi, honey, he says. Want a little company? Why? asks the woman. Do you have one to sell?
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There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage, mink in her closet, tiger in her bed! And ofcourse a donkey to pay her bills!!
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Do you take me 2 be ur lawfully loveable fren, 2 have and 2 hold, 4 rich qoutes or corny jokes, in text meassging & in poor signal, till low batt do us part?
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Husbd: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.
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Teacher: Why is your nose red? Max: I smelled a b-rose. Teacher: But there is no "b" in rose. Max: There was in this one!
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Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I have to leave, I can't find a brain.
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What do you call a female who never laughs? "HASINA"
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Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I have to leave, I can't find a brain.
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Confidence and Confidential Son asks diff btw Confidence and Confidential Dad says, u are my son, I am Confident. Ur friend is also my son, thats Confidential.
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Sign post outside our collage- "Drive Carefully! Dont kill the Students, Wait for the Lecturers!".
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A small kid wrote to Santa Clause, "send me a brother". santa wrote back, "send me ur mother".
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Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain... Kindly tell them ur age...
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What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later." |
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