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Thursday, March 8th, 2007
Dad to Son : When I beat u how do u control your anger.
son: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad: how does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean with ur tooth brush. |
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Sunday, March 4th, 2007
Har rang aap pe barse
Har koi apse Holi khelne ko tarse;
Rang de aapko sab itna,
Ki aap rang chhudane ko tarse.
Wishing U a very
Happy
N
Colorfull Holi! |
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Saturday, March 3rd, 2007
May god gift u all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors
of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of luv n all
other colors u want to paint in ur life.
Happy
N
Colorfull Holi! |
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Friday, March 2nd, 2007
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!! |
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Thursday, March 1st, 2007
World's
Smallest
resignation
letter?
Respected sir,
I luv ur wife. |
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Wednesday, February 28th, 2007
A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I'll be yours
forever.
The guy says thanks for the warning! |
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Tuesday, February 27th, 2007
Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly! |
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Monday, February 26th, 2007
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office,
what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave |
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Sunday, February 25th, 2007
Reality is an Illusion caused by Alcohol deficiency. |
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