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If you are alone, I’ll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I’ll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I’ll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I’ll be your smile. If you need money, wait for your salary. |
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No matter how sad, no matter how sick, I feel better just thinking of you… But I’m happier each time I send you a message ‘coz I know I’ll be disturbing you!
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If they say “Good looks could kill”, then please don’t look at me! I don’t wanna see you die!
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Anong animal ang hindi sigurado? Eh di BAKA! Ano naman ang pinutol? E di CAT! E ano naman and laging ayos? E di OX! Ano ang laging nauuntog? E di DOG! E ano naman ang pangit? E di COW!
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I sent an angel to watch over you last night while you were sleeping. She went back to me and said ang cute mo raw. Sinampal ko nga. Mali ang binantayan.
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Between the thousand yesterdays and a million tomorrows, there’s only one today and I wouldn’t let this day pass without saying this to you – ang cute ko, grabe!
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When I say good morning, it means I’m thinking of you. When I say take care, it means I care for you. When I say ang cute mo, antok lang ako. Tulog na ko.
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I saw someone at the mall. So cute, smart-looking, simple, elegant, and looks like a celebrity. Kainis paglapit ko nauntog ako. Salamin pala!
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Just got my medical exam results. Malala na ang sakit ko. Everyday lalo akong gumaganda at wala raw gamot dito. But don’t worry, di daw nakakahawa. Safe ka.
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You’re like my asthma, you take my breath away. Like dandruff; I can’t get you off my head. Like my car, you drive me crazy. Like dentures, I can’t smile without you.
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Fifty years from now, tanda na ko nun! Di na cute, wala ng appeal, uugud-ugod, nguya nganga, dala baston. Pero pag uso pa ang text, iti text pa rin kita.
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You think I’m nice, I think you’re nice. You think I’m kind, I think you’re kind. You think I can be trusted, I think you can. You think I’m cute, and I think you’re right.
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You can buy gifts but not love. You can pretend smile but not happiness. You can lie to others but not to yourself. You can have another friend but not as cute as I am!
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If you’re like my pillow, you’re huggable. If you’re like my cell phone, you’re smart. If you’re my chocolate, you’re sweet. If you’re like me, grabe and cute mo naman!
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Everything about you is perfect – your lips, your skin, your eyes, your body. Perfect! You’re lucky to be born beautiful, not like me, who was born to be a big liar.
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You’ll never know who your friends are… till you stumble and fall. And till you feel his hands on your shoulder as he says, “Yan tatanga-tanga kasi”.
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Any man who can text while
kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the text the
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