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SMS Jokes
Sms Jokes, Funny Sms Jokes, Sms Text Jokes,
Sms Messages Jokes, Romantic Sms jokes, love Sms Jokes, Sms
Short Jokes, Hindi Sms Jokes, Free Sms Jokes, Indian Sms
jokes, Desi sms jokes, Urdu Sms Jokes, Cool Sms Jokes, Text
Message Jokes, Sms Text Messaging Jokes |
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What is a difference between a Kiss, a
Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a
monkey is U dear.
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary,
what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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Do u know that your Smile takes 1000
People to Death ? Save The World......... So Plz start
brushing regularly
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I saw U on Road today. U were lukin SO
fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My Heart
started singing a Sweet Song: Who Let The Dogs Out!
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When u get ths SMS, snd it to 1 person
U luv, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now
keep guessing why I send it to u!!
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Gal: Do u have any sentimental love
cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I
ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
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Difference: It's funny when people
discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED. It's like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered
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The smile is like a simcard & life is
like cellphone, Whenever u insert the simcard of a smile, a
beautiful day is activated Keep Smiling.
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Based on Newton's 1st Law: Law of love
Love neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can be
changed frm one girlfriend to another girlfriend.
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Why r Women are like the stock
market... Coz they're irrational n can bankrupt u if u're
not careful.
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wen tings go rong, wen tears flow 4rm
ur eyes, wen sadness fills ur heart, plz inform me-coz my
frnd sells tissues BUY ONE GET ONE FREE
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Birds love u,
Giraffe love u,
Goat love u,
Elephant love u,
Go to zoo,
They all miss u.
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I want U 2 know dat our friendship
means a lot 2 me. U cry I cry, U Lauf I Lauf, U Jump out of
da window... I look down & den.. I lauf again
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Friendship is like peeing in your
pants. Every 1 can c it but only U can feel its true Warmth,
Thank U 4 being the pee in my pants..
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Wht's d similarity between a girl &
petrol? 1. both r explosive 2. both r hot 3. both r
dangerous when kept in open
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Eyes: To look at you Hands: To pray for
you Mind: To care for u Heart: To love you and Legs: To kick
u if u forget me.
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The big tomato said 2 the slow little
tomato: ketch up!!
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